I love boneless wings :3

Do you ever just... want so badly to do something, anything, but it's so hard to get up and do it?
Anyway

*eats a rock*

As we sit around our boulder table tonight and look over the food prepared, I just wanna tell everyone how thankful I am to have the whole gang here. Bip? I love you. Bop? I love you. Blippy? I love you. George? I love you. Radegon the grey? I love you. Beep? I love you. Cheddar? I love you. Toast-

Alternatively if you can't punch them, leave their Social Media sites.

I dunno some days I just wanna be a pirate and drink spiced rum and mop the poop deck of a ship I stole from some British fuck

Hark! Proclaim upon thine enemies- yip! And they shall sunder unto you. Know this to be true, for the kobold hath intended it so.

Yip yop, I'm a kobold; trying to really move over here to get away from the dark bird

One thing that micro-transactions in video games have proven irrefutably is that men also want to spend a bunch of money on little outfits, and society had failed them in finding a way to express it.

I fought the dentist today; the kobold got to eat the dental drill, but they did get my fillings done. I think I won.

I've purchased an evil chalice and it is the perfect size

Now, for evil:

*yips*

Listening to EPIC and Monster came on and caused Neuron Activation

Gonna make a BBEG

I'm hyped it's DND day and today my party is gonna fight a chimera I think and it's gonna go super well (they're already dead and they don't even know it)

Ugh goodness, this kobold could go for some Raisin Cane's right now- fried chicken scrips, texas toast, good crinkle cut french fries, and some really good fry sauce, ughjj

I'll just settle for gems for now.

Kobolds are just... so good. They're small, they can scurry, they'll eat anything, they are so crafty with their hands, and they just love those shiny rocks.

Just so happy to be a kobold

Howdy! I'm new here

My name is Alemar, I'm a kobold, a DM, and I'm interested in all things memeworthy and fantastical (and computers!)

I hope to have a good time here