Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂
@alemke.bsky.social
Hey, I'm Amy! I like art, animals, hockey (Detroit Redwings #LGRW), holidays, guitar driven rock music, stuff from the 80’s and 90's, and naps.
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Amy 🎨🎃🐈⬛🐕🏒🍂
@alemke.bsky.social
· Jan 9
I am a reasonably intelligent adult woman. I've gained wisdom through the life lessons I've experienced. I'm responsible and can conduct myself in a respectful and professional manner when circumstances require it. But I will never, NEVER stop laughing at fart and penis jokes.
Taken by one of my friends at the light show set up where we work. Someone is excited for Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Taken by one of my friends at the light show set up where we work. Someone is excited for Christmas.
The 12 Pains of Christmas (Music Video)
YouTube video by Third Hour Productions
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
My favorite Christian Christmas song is "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear", and my favorite secular Christmas song isn't actually a Christmas song (see comment)...
youtu.be/_xgJmKYx4SU?...
My favorite Christian Christmas song is "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear", and my favorite secular Christmas song isn't actually a Christmas song (see comment)...
youtu.be/_xgJmKYx4SU?...
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?
My favorite Christian Christmas song is "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear", and my favorite secular Christmas song isn't actually a Christmas song (see comment)...
youtu.be/_xgJmKYx4SU?...
My favorite Christian Christmas song is "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear", and my favorite secular Christmas song isn't actually a Christmas song (see comment)...
youtu.be/_xgJmKYx4SU?...
Perhaps the greatest Christmas ornament to ever exist, and I own it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Perhaps the greatest Christmas ornament to ever exist, and I own it.
It's getting harder for me to find trinket-y shit with my name on it. I guess nobody is naming their kids Amy anymore. Glad I found this guy.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's getting harder for me to find trinket-y shit with my name on it. I guess nobody is naming their kids Amy anymore. Glad I found this guy.
Well, just finished the last piece of pecan pie left over from Thanksgiving and now I'm sad that there's no more pecan pie.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well, just finished the last piece of pecan pie left over from Thanksgiving and now I'm sad that there's no more pecan pie.
Confession #1: I've been a hockey fan since about 1994, but I've never watched Slap Shot until tonight.
Confession #2: I didn't finish watching it. I got maybe an hour or hour and 15 minutes through it and couldn't get into it. Maybe I'll try again another time.
Confession #2: I didn't finish watching it. I got maybe an hour or hour and 15 minutes through it and couldn't get into it. Maybe I'll try again another time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Confession #1: I've been a hockey fan since about 1994, but I've never watched Slap Shot until tonight.
Confession #2: I didn't finish watching it. I got maybe an hour or hour and 15 minutes through it and couldn't get into it. Maybe I'll try again another time.
Confession #2: I didn't finish watching it. I got maybe an hour or hour and 15 minutes through it and couldn't get into it. Maybe I'll try again another time.
How I feel now that dinner is finished.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
How I feel now that dinner is finished.
Tip: if you're wearing jeans to your Thanksgiving celebration, you can extend the waistband by looping an elastic hair tie through the buttonhole and around the button (aka "fatty rigging" your pants).
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tip: if you're wearing jeans to your Thanksgiving celebration, you can extend the waistband by looping an elastic hair tie through the buttonhole and around the button (aka "fatty rigging" your pants).
Not sure how much of the parade I'll get to watch with all the preparations going on. But it's on (just started due to the time delay), and I'll listen for anything interesting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Not sure how much of the parade I'll get to watch with all the preparations going on. But it's on (just started due to the time delay), and I'll listen for anything interesting.
Snoopy would be proud.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Snoopy would be proud.
Don't tempt me with a good time.
Let us prance upon the spoor / Where the trotters tap the floor / And the nimble elfin grin / Heralds bliss forever more.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don't tempt me with a good time.
My first time actually encountering this whole 6 - 7 thing in real life. I'd say I had a pretty good run.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My first time actually encountering this whole 6 - 7 thing in real life. I'd say I had a pretty good run.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
According to USPS Informed Delivery, my @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social Funpack spent the weekend at the local distribution center here in Wisconsin less than 30 miles from my house. Instead of being delivered yesterday like I expected, it got sent to Upper Michigan. WTF USPS?
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
According to USPS Informed Delivery, my @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social Funpack spent the weekend at the local distribution center here in Wisconsin less than 30 miles from my house. Instead of being delivered yesterday like I expected, it got sent to Upper Michigan. WTF USPS?
I've been dying my hair since I was 16. After spending the past few years blonde-ish, I decided to go back to brown, which is somewhere in the realm of my natural color. It turned out... dark. I know from experience it will fade over the next few days. But right now I'm calling it goose shit brown.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I've been dying my hair since I was 16. After spending the past few years blonde-ish, I decided to go back to brown, which is somewhere in the realm of my natural color. It turned out... dark. I know from experience it will fade over the next few days. But right now I'm calling it goose shit brown.
What fiction creature/vilian traumatized you as a child?
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What fiction creature/vilian traumatized you as a child?
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
Two for me (2nd one in comments)
Got some good news at our biannual board meeting on Friday. The board approved a promotion for me! They haven't decided on my new title yet, but I was assured it will come with an increase in pay.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Got some good news at our biannual board meeting on Friday. The board approved a promotion for me! They haven't decided on my new title yet, but I was assured it will come with an increase in pay.
This afternoon's background music while working on art.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This afternoon's background music while working on art.
I'm a talkative person. But I've almost completely lost the ability to talk from what is a VERY mild cold (not that I'm complaining about the fact that it's mild). Oh, and I'm supposed to give a report at a board meeting at work tomorrow.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm a talkative person. But I've almost completely lost the ability to talk from what is a VERY mild cold (not that I'm complaining about the fact that it's mild). Oh, and I'm supposed to give a report at a board meeting at work tomorrow.
Inconsistency alert! Stranger Things Season 5 is set in November 1987. Paula Abdul's first single (Straight Up) was released in 1988. Nobody watching this commercial in 1987 would have known who she was.
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
Doritos Telethon For Hawkins - Stranger Things 5
YouTube video by Doritos
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Inconsistency alert! Stranger Things Season 5 is set in November 1987. Paula Abdul's first single (Straight Up) was released in 1988. Nobody watching this commercial in 1987 would have known who she was.
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
youtu.be/zhgJ30raxhk?...
Forgot to share the spooky dirt cake cups I made to take to work on Halloween. I'm kind of sad that I only ate one myself.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Forgot to share the spooky dirt cake cups I made to take to work on Halloween. I'm kind of sad that I only ate one myself.
If you see this, post egg
#arresteddevelopment
#arresteddevelopment
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you see this, post egg
#arresteddevelopment
#arresteddevelopment