Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man

The 8 largest Dow Jones drops in American history:

1. Trump, 3/16/20
−2,997
2. Trump, 3/12/20
−2,352
3. Trump, 4/4/25
−2,231
4. Trump, 3/9/20
−2,013
5. Trump, 6/11/20
−1,861
6. Trump, 4/3/25
−1,679
7. Trump, 3/11/20
−1,464
8. Trump, 3/18/20
−1,338

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