Thank you for the out loud guffaw

Always good to be chummy with the robots, you never know which one's gonna be the HAL to your Dave in the future

Oh the WORST

... So true 😂

Jesus. Yeah I loved when we had a lot more gastrointestinal problems, big fan. Make America Shit Itself Again.

Ahhh, the ol' cheap cooker cup routine. I guess it's a trial and error thing then -- I forsee a very repetitive yet fun vlog series in your future.

That's what I always do! But I cook in a pot. Put the rice in, put your finger on top of the rice, and fill the water up to first knuckle -- I never seem to have a measuring cup when i need it lol so this is the only way i know how to make rice 😂

Honestly, there is no bread and they've burned down the circus, so it's really at rock bottom. Something's got to change or Idk if we'll make it as a country.