Nothing is more disappointing than when your nemesis lets you down.

Traditionally she just gives me a random selection of chocolate at the start of December that never contains 24 pieces and I eat straight away.

So in some ways this is a step up.

In fact, there is a not insignificant chance I was in fact wearing some Clarks Magic Steps shoes on that school trip.

It has also just occurred to me that the school trip I remember to what was then called the Museum of Childhood was over 30 years ago.

Surely this must mean I am ready for a free bus pass or something.

Tbh, it might be better than 9 but the general (arts events) marketing wisdom is that you should write copy with 8 or 9 year olds in mind because that's the average reading age.

Deeply depressing whatever it is though.

Yeah, although better than when ITV do it, BBC rugby commentary is just 80 minutes of excitable yelling in Tory. I am actually avoiding watching the final because I can't stand the pro-england vibe.

I hope Canada smash them.

Yes but really second place to Redford.

11 year old me, seeing it at the cinema: 'This is an amazing film about a girl and her horse.'

38 year old me: 'This is an amazing film about trying (and failing) not to fall in love with Robert Redford.'

The bone broth was chicken and honestly, who is pushing the watery nonsense when proper Jewish chicken soup is right there with all its healing powers AND has noodles in it?