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alexis-rodriguez.bsky.social
alexis ✧˖°. (𝒻𝓇𝑒𝑒 🇵🇸)
@alexis-rodriguez.bsky.social
annoying ass big headed dumb dumb and i like it that way
Pinned
looking for some mutuals 🫶

some of my interests:

• megan thee stallion
• chappell roan
• harry styles
• pop culture/memes/shitposts
• 🍃💨
• music
• drawing/art
• FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

i follow back 🥹
#promosky
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Cocaine should get a lifetime achievement Grammy award for its work in the 70s and 80s. Disco and funk needed that little Colombian muse to take them to new heights.
January 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i knew big lots would fail when i was working there and the new employee safety training videos came out and they LITERALLY showed us this step by step if we were ever faced with gun violence with customers in the store
December 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
coworker just sent a text to the gc saying she signed for her house and isn't leaving after all and absolutely no one responded 😭
December 4, 2024 at 6:24 PM
obligatory wrapped post ykwtfgo 🙂‍↕️
December 4, 2024 at 6:02 PM
just replied to someone on twitter that thought was someone else PLEASE KILL MEEEEE
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
scamazon gonna charge yall these same prices after cyber monday sales you watch 😭
November 30, 2024 at 7:28 PM
obsessed omg
November 30, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
it was real to me !!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 7:30 AM
*bomb explodes in er*
*shooting outside hospital*
*cut lvad wire*
*multiple outbursts on patients*
chief webber: HOW IS SEATTLE GRACE NUMBER 12??????
November 24, 2024 at 5:35 AM
there's this lady at my job who every single day sits in the locker room and rubs her feet while eating yogurt and i JUST want to know why
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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I love that we don’t have to cover our drink here like we did on Twitter!
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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I can’t believe Bruno Mars hasn’t gotten the easiest bag of his career by putting out a holiday album.
November 22, 2024 at 1:26 PM
he just like me fr 🙂‍↕️
This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
November 23, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
LETS GOOOOOO
BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.
November 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Dr: And how long have you had this song stuck in your head?

Me: It's been one week
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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I’ve never heard any of her music but I kind of like Sabrina Carpenter because in every photo of her I’ve seen she looks like she might be about to pull out a knife and start stabbing and stabbing
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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Forgot my headphones how will I silence the voices????
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Quote post with the first DVD you ever bought

what does this say about me
November 20, 2024 at 7:42 PM