Coxie
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Whenever I feel bad about my creative career and need a pep talk, I seek out those creative pep talk people who say things like "don't worry that you've only got 50,000 followers on Instagram, the world needs your art!" and then I feel worse.
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Whenever I feel bad about my creative career and need a pep talk, I seek out those creative pep talk people who say things like "don't worry that you've only got 50,000 followers on Instagram, the world needs your art!" and then I feel worse.
Hold on, I have to go be mad at a movie on the Internet.
January 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Hold on, I have to go be mad at a movie on the Internet.
I don't know anything about genetics, but I know that no matter how hot your parents are there's a solid chance you'll come out looking like the great-grandson of Sloth from The Goonies.
January 27, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I don't know anything about genetics, but I know that no matter how hot your parents are there's a solid chance you'll come out looking like the great-grandson of Sloth from The Goonies.
This is incorrect. She's the new superman.
January 26, 2026 at 7:59 PM
This is incorrect. She's the new superman.
can't believe Nigella Lawson is the new superman
January 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
can't believe Nigella Lawson is the new superman
Every time I read/hear "Sam Darnold" I assume it's a typo.
January 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Every time I read/hear "Sam Darnold" I assume it's a typo.
New Math: The guy who wasn't Mr. Ripley from The Talented Mr Ripley + a celebrity stylist = Jude Law Roach
Thank u.
Thank u.
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
New Math: The guy who wasn't Mr. Ripley from The Talented Mr Ripley + a celebrity stylist = Jude Law Roach
Thank u.
Thank u.
Looking forward to 2036 to read clickbait articles about former ICE agents meeting/making peace with people they deported at gunpoint.
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Looking forward to 2036 to read clickbait articles about former ICE agents meeting/making peace with people they deported at gunpoint.
My iPhone screen time goes THROUGH THE ROOF when we, as a family, decide to watch football.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My iPhone screen time goes THROUGH THE ROOF when we, as a family, decide to watch football.
The most unrealistic thing about Pluribus is that the hive mind aggregated into competent super-geniuses instead of a mindless blob of hate filled potato-brains.
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
The most unrealistic thing about Pluribus is that the hive mind aggregated into competent super-geniuses instead of a mindless blob of hate filled potato-brains.
Also, ICE bozos don't/can't read.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Also, ICE bozos don't/can't read.
Tired: Calling 'em Clowns
Wired: Calling 'em Bozos
Wired: Calling 'em Bozos
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Tired: Calling 'em Clowns
Wired: Calling 'em Bozos
Wired: Calling 'em Bozos
Reaction videos but it's a chronically depressed person and the best they can muster is "it looks fine."
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Reaction videos but it's a chronically depressed person and the best they can muster is "it looks fine."
My wife, doing her hair, minding her own business.
Me from outta nowhere, "If I keel over and die on the couch I think you should get a new couch."
My wife continues doing her hair, this time with the knowledge she has made a series of miscalculations about her life.
Me from outta nowhere, "If I keel over and die on the couch I think you should get a new couch."
My wife continues doing her hair, this time with the knowledge she has made a series of miscalculations about her life.
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My wife, doing her hair, minding her own business.
Me from outta nowhere, "If I keel over and die on the couch I think you should get a new couch."
My wife continues doing her hair, this time with the knowledge she has made a series of miscalculations about her life.
Me from outta nowhere, "If I keel over and die on the couch I think you should get a new couch."
My wife continues doing her hair, this time with the knowledge she has made a series of miscalculations about her life.
The President says/does something absolutely bonkers.
The rest of the world: Whoa, that was bonkers.
Democrats:
The rest of the world: Whoa, that was bonkers.
Democrats:
a man wearing glasses and a suit says what ya gonna do
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit says what ya gonna do
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The President says/does something absolutely bonkers.
The rest of the world: Whoa, that was bonkers.
Democrats:
The rest of the world: Whoa, that was bonkers.
Democrats:
Everyone is being critical right now, but YOU try being a doddering old racist nincompoop and let's see how good YOUR speeches are.
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Everyone is being critical right now, but YOU try being a doddering old racist nincompoop and let's see how good YOUR speeches are.
Some of you never stayed up to watch USA Up All Night and it shows.
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Some of you never stayed up to watch USA Up All Night and it shows.
I wish I liked anything I've made as much as the Critical Role people like everything they've made. Pays to be your own cheerleader, I guess.
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I wish I liked anything I've made as much as the Critical Role people like everything they've made. Pays to be your own cheerleader, I guess.
hmmm, yes, not as many "e's" in "odyssey" as I originally suspected.
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
hmmm, yes, not as many "e's" in "odyssey" as I originally suspected.
Tragic. But it's not too late to save the franchise. Step 1: give full creative control to the guy who sits outside of Safeway and yells at people, Step 2:
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Tragic. But it's not too late to save the franchise. Step 1: give full creative control to the guy who sits outside of Safeway and yells at people, Step 2:
What do you mean that comic-book guy who seemed like a giant asshole gave money to the TV guy who is a giant asshole
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
What do you mean that comic-book guy who seemed like a giant asshole gave money to the TV guy who is a giant asshole
I like cross-posting because the only way I can feel anything is if I bomb on two different websites at once.
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I like cross-posting because the only way I can feel anything is if I bomb on two different websites at once.
All I'm saying is if you have 10 hot air balloons, at least one of them is powered by farts. That's just science, bro.
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All I'm saying is if you have 10 hot air balloons, at least one of them is powered by farts. That's just science, bro.
Watching the new GWAR video as the world burns around me, "Hey Blöthar lost weight, good for him."
January 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Watching the new GWAR video as the world burns around me, "Hey Blöthar lost weight, good for him."