Coxie
@alexjcox.bsky.social
The dipshits outnumber the geniuses by a mile.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The dipshits outnumber the geniuses by a mile.
Sorry you married such a forward thinker, lady.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Sorry you married such a forward thinker, lady.
Then, 18 months later, I'll gleefully sit down to watch episode one of the adventures of a sandwich maker (who swears) who is a secret warlock/prince who was banished from his kingdom by his evil uncle and enlists a rag-tag group of toppings to fight a mayonnaise hoarding dragon (who swears).
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Then, 18 months later, I'll gleefully sit down to watch episode one of the adventures of a sandwich maker (who swears) who is a secret warlock/prince who was banished from his kingdom by his evil uncle and enlists a rag-tag group of toppings to fight a mayonnaise hoarding dragon (who swears).
Me, after making a disappointing sandwich: "This is fine."
Critical Role person 1: "Join us live on Twitch for SANDWICH QUEST!"
Critical Role person 2: "New sandwich merch in our shop!"
Critical Role 1, again: "Then stay tuned for the SANDWICH AFTER SHOW! Where we talk all things sandwich!"
Critical Role person 1: "Join us live on Twitch for SANDWICH QUEST!"
Critical Role person 2: "New sandwich merch in our shop!"
Critical Role 1, again: "Then stay tuned for the SANDWICH AFTER SHOW! Where we talk all things sandwich!"
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Me, after making a disappointing sandwich: "This is fine."
Critical Role person 1: "Join us live on Twitch for SANDWICH QUEST!"
Critical Role person 2: "New sandwich merch in our shop!"
Critical Role 1, again: "Then stay tuned for the SANDWICH AFTER SHOW! Where we talk all things sandwich!"
Critical Role person 1: "Join us live on Twitch for SANDWICH QUEST!"
Critical Role person 2: "New sandwich merch in our shop!"
Critical Role 1, again: "Then stay tuned for the SANDWICH AFTER SHOW! Where we talk all things sandwich!"