Alex the Lupine Lawyer
@alexjd.bsky.social
Attorney by day. Wolf by night. He/Him. 🏳️🌈
Hey @shoe.bsky.social , I hear you are interested in AI investment opportunities. But have you considered investing in LEON’s BuhhhCoin, the exciting new crypto token with a promotional tie-in product for which we are currently exploring AI synergies?
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey @shoe.bsky.social , I hear you are interested in AI investment opportunities. But have you considered investing in LEON’s BuhhhCoin, the exciting new crypto token with a promotional tie-in product for which we are currently exploring AI synergies?
Just singing the golden girls theme to my dog. What’s up with you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just singing the golden girls theme to my dog. What’s up with you.
Magic band for upcoming Disney trip procured. @docrevan.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Magic band for upcoming Disney trip procured. @docrevan.bsky.social
Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
Me: “you mean like a sequel?”
Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.”
Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?”
Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”
“Your wife is PERFECT, you monster. Get her the PERFECT gift.”
“Stuff for your husband, or whoever, fuck him.”
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
“Stuff for your husband, or whoever, fuck him.”
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Your wife is PERFECT, you monster. Get her the PERFECT gift.”
“Stuff for your husband, or whoever, fuck him.”
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
“Stuff for your husband, or whoever, fuck him.”
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social
Mom: “we have Stranger Things at home”
The Stranger Things at home:
The Stranger Things at home:
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mom: “we have Stranger Things at home”
The Stranger Things at home:
The Stranger Things at home:
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I can’t stand this florid, sonorous stuff in judicial opinions, especially in important ones. The audience she has to convince, actually has a shot at convincing, and should be directing all her efforts toward convincing is the 7th Circuit, and this kind of stuff will not be persuasive to them.
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I can’t stand this florid, sonorous stuff in judicial opinions, especially in important ones. The audience she has to convince, actually has a shot at convincing, and should be directing all her efforts toward convincing is the 7th Circuit, and this kind of stuff will not be persuasive to them.
Inside me there are two (actual) wolves.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Inside me there are two (actual) wolves.
These are *not* concessions on the part of republicans. If you treat them as such, you’ve incentivized them to weaponize the federal workforce to the maximum degree in every single future fight. I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
These are *not* concessions on the part of republicans. If you treat them as such, you’ve incentivized them to weaponize the federal workforce to the maximum degree in every single future fight. I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind.
Same energy as Malkovich in Burn After Reading.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Same energy as Malkovich in Burn After Reading.
This sucked as a WH Christmas display but it was very camp and therefore cool to say “omg gurl it slays ackshually” and we’re still dealing with that. But it sucked, and she sucks.
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This sucked as a WH Christmas display but it was very camp and therefore cool to say “omg gurl it slays ackshually” and we’re still dealing with that. But it sucked, and she sucks.
Big dumb guy’s conception of “free speech” incoming (I’m fine making fun of him because he calls himself a lawyer). This is essentially the Musk view, it seems to predominate in tech, and they think it absolves them from having to worry about any negative effects of social media.
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Big dumb guy’s conception of “free speech” incoming (I’m fine making fun of him because he calls himself a lawyer). This is essentially the Musk view, it seems to predominate in tech, and they think it absolves them from having to worry about any negative effects of social media.
More and more people are calling it “the least depressing and most well-adjusted hobby you can have.”
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
More and more people are calling it “the least depressing and most well-adjusted hobby you can have.”
