Alex Kirshner
@alexkirshner.com
@SplitZoneDuo.com. Also @slate.com, @theathletic.com, and elsewhere. I like to have a nice time online.
Take one guess what happened here lol
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Take one guess what happened here lol
Made this one for TikTok but wanted to highlight one of the CFB teams I've most enjoyed watching the past few years: Jacksonville State, which is going back to the CUSA title game (with a new coach and team) but still has a simple mission: to run your ass over from odd formations
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Made this one for TikTok but wanted to highlight one of the CFB teams I've most enjoyed watching the past few years: Jacksonville State, which is going back to the CUSA title game (with a new coach and team) but still has a simple mission: to run your ass over from odd formations
That's one word for it
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's one word for it
The grass in Blacksburg today is the athletic turf version of those pics of Bolsonaro in the hospital
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The grass in Blacksburg today is the athletic turf version of those pics of Bolsonaro in the hospital
One of the most brutal things I've ever watched
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One of the most brutal things I've ever watched
Losing it at the Vikings mascot trying to no-sale the game-winning FG that was clearly good
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Losing it at the Vikings mascot trying to no-sale the game-winning FG that was clearly good
Strongly held football belief: It's way more embarrassing to score 2 points in a game than get shut out. Just look at this shit. Humiliating:
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Strongly held football belief: It's way more embarrassing to score 2 points in a game than get shut out. Just look at this shit. Humiliating:
This is not some kind of bullet dodged. MLB cannot say with any confidence that this behavior didn't change game outcomes
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is not some kind of bullet dodged. MLB cannot say with any confidence that this behavior didn't change game outcomes
In a sea of tech products that offer more than we ask for and don't work that well, let's take time to applaud Apple's new(ish?) sports app, which is called "Sports." Very functional! It works!
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In a sea of tech products that offer more than we ask for and don't work that well, let's take time to applaud Apple's new(ish?) sports app, which is called "Sports." Very functional! It works!
Sometimes I open Instagram and actually do get really excited for the weekend
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sometimes I open Instagram and actually do get really excited for the weekend
And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...
Let me do the honorable thing here
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Let me do the honorable thing here
Appreciated @whstancil.bsky.social going back and forth particularly amid a pretty disgusting harassment campaign that doing the interview could escalated. Thought this analysis of Musk's behavior was worth pulling out slate.com/technology/2...
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Appreciated @whstancil.bsky.social going back and forth particularly amid a pretty disgusting harassment campaign that doing the interview could escalated. Thought this analysis of Musk's behavior was worth pulling out slate.com/technology/2...
Look at all zero of Varsho's lineouts to the left side of the infield this year. You just can't risk that happening again
November 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Look at all zero of Varsho's lineouts to the left side of the infield this year. You just can't risk that happening again
First paragraph of this thing hit me like a truck thebaffler.com/outbursts/th...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
First paragraph of this thing hit me like a truck thebaffler.com/outbursts/th...
Split Zone Duo LSU episode for subscribers is out now www.splitzoneduo.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Split Zone Duo LSU episode for subscribers is out now www.splitzoneduo.com
Where is Auburn football today if not for this moment 10 years ago?
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Where is Auburn football today if not for this moment 10 years ago?
Getting a tortilla and a plane ticket to Lubbock, then sending a ransom note to Texas Tech telling them that I'm throwing two tortillas on the field unless they pay me $50k. I make money, they save money, everyone wins
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting a tortilla and a plane ticket to Lubbock, then sending a ransom note to Texas Tech telling them that I'm throwing two tortillas on the field unless they pay me $50k. I make money, they save money, everyone wins
Indiana extending Curt Cignetti is very good to see, as is the staged publicity photo in which he very much appears to be signing not the contract but a blank piece of paper on a notepad
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Indiana extending Curt Cignetti is very good to see, as is the staged publicity photo in which he very much appears to be signing not the contract but a blank piece of paper on a notepad
Most brutal football vid I've ever seen, not close
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Most brutal football vid I've ever seen, not close
UAB closing in on 0-3 in the American, and their best games have been a mixture of 1) almost losing to FCS teams but not quite and 2) being somewhat competitive for a while against good AAC teams. Gotta be getting to the end here now
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
UAB closing in on 0-3 in the American, and their best games have been a mixture of 1) almost losing to FCS teams but not quite and 2) being somewhat competitive for a while against good AAC teams. Gotta be getting to the end here now
I'm blocked but if anyone sees this account, it's not me and I appreciate your spam reports!
October 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm blocked but if anyone sees this account, it's not me and I appreciate your spam reports!