alex
alexmreed.bsky.social
alex
@alexmreed.bsky.social

furniture oaf, dog haver, chicago
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They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
oh no
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
a corporate office being told there's no budget for bonuses but as consolation management has installed toto washlets on all the building’s toilets
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Guys who make weird fonts talking about Yorgos Lanthimos
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social really pleased to see chicago importing the flavors of vancouver’s wettest parks
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the deal I am making with myself is that every time I eat dinner at the bar I need to delete 250 emails from my inbox
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
managed to beat the crust king in silksong, which is also an officially recognized honorific in certain regions of the pacific northwest
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
reconnecting my headphones at the office and 👀
August 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this amazon war of the worlds adaptation with ice cube is the most insane thing I have ever seen. amazon and the surveillance state save the world and keep the aliens from harvesting our precious data but then ice cube joins anonymous (which his son started) to keep the NSA in check
July 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Can I ask you some easy questions about your sandwich rig/process via DM? Trying to get some similar results for my dumb gundam models
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Munchos are an underrated chip
July 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track
April 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
there is nothing you can do to stop me from watching this
April 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
finally a better alternative to the apps
April 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social the name of this hut makes me think it’s maybe trying to be hedo 3
March 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
my mom watched the substance
February 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Chicago-based Midnight Meat Train remake called The Midnight Meatra
January 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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the American Christmas song canon consists of:

- Jesus was born
- Christmas is nice
- I'm kind of sad at Christmas
- I'm kind of horny at Christmas

and then also

- This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit
November 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
penguin finale was good, especially the part where cristin miloti lights three cigs at once, five awoogas out of five
November 12, 2024 at 1:02 AM
high-fiber potato chips called Roughles
July 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
lol somebody honked their horn while my dog was shitting and he absolutely just rocketed a turd out
June 1, 2024 at 11:17 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social listening to the grill guys ep and was reminded that there’s a weber grill restaurant in chicago, I always pictured it as benihana but with a guy standing behind a half-circle of webers (not the case, fuckin weak). Maybe he’d flip a slider into his chef hat
May 26, 2024 at 2:41 AM
@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social @eliyudin.bsky.social @pattymo.com meant to send this to you after the pod a few weeks ago, imagine a guy on the train with one of these
March 28, 2024 at 2:05 AM
game of the year
February 21, 2024 at 3:51 PM