I had a beer league teammate who regularly had vodka mixed into his water bottle (which I only knew because I accidentally took a drink of it on the bench).

He was one of our better players

I’d also be out drinking after work if I mouthed off to my employer for not respecting me enough and then sucked this much shit at my job.

Sabres: bringing the puck up the ice.

Jordan Greenway at the blue line for absolutely no reason:

They also miss the net more than any team I’ve ever watched.

Just saying…

The reason they occasionally upset good teams and lose to teams around or below their level is because the former doesn’t take them seriously and the latter outworks them consistently.

There’s four, MAYBE five guys who consistently try to win battles. The rest are content to coast, not engage in any kind of physical battle and take dumb stick infractions