Do you think you'd survive for even a day if you lived with the DeSa family?

Yeah sure, I'll see you again in like two days when you manage to purchase toytoygames(dot)com from the original owner.

Yeah, and it's *barely* an experience

The quotations around the word "experience" really sells it

These two perhaps?

Please note that I can't actually tell if my games are being displayed with "Unsafe link" set to Hide or not. If they are or aren't being displayed, please let me know; I'd really appreciate it.

Is there a reason as to why Kazu's the only one with normal-looking teeth?

I believe for games without an upgrade path, they get treated as two different software titles. (i.e. two icons on the home screen)

You can tell which game is for which platform by checking the game's About page by pressing Start on the game icon:

Kinda weird to see my game being posted by an account I've been following for a good while.
Yes I know they said they were gonna post about every game at SAGE, but... still.

The mesh router wouldn't happen to be the big white box right next to the monitor, would it? Maybe it has something to do with the lack of shielding in the router itself; modern stuff doesn't really compensate for old CRTs like that.

He appeared for like two seconds in the showcase.
For how loud he is I suppose that's all the screentime he deserves anyways.

Which one of the two can be the most frightening?