Alexander Rosan
@alexrpdx.bsky.social
Massage therapist, Visceral Manipulation, somatic therapist, breathwork facilitator, psychedelic medicine enthusiast, owner of Resonant Body Studio.
https://www.alexanderrosan.com
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https://www.alexanderrosan.com
https://alexanderrosan.janeapp.com
https://www.resonantbodypdx.com
I often think about how long turtles live.. they breathe so slowly. Slower heart rate longer life!
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I often think about how long turtles live.. they breathe so slowly. Slower heart rate longer life!
Lol… the’re like, “Look Johnny, those libtards are little pussies. Here’s a gun!” Fast forward, Johnny in high school after learning how to hate people with different opinions than him…
a man is peeking out of a door and smiling with the words `` here 's johnny '' .
ALT: a man is peeking out of a door and smiling with the words `` here 's johnny '' .
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August 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lol… the’re like, “Look Johnny, those libtards are little pussies. Here’s a gun!” Fast forward, Johnny in high school after learning how to hate people with different opinions than him…
Aaand here’s me.. realizing we’re not talking about Portland, Oregon. 🤷♂️🤦🏼♂️
August 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Aaand here’s me.. realizing we’re not talking about Portland, Oregon. 🤷♂️🤦🏼♂️
Because it literally looks like her which is why she finds it offensive. Lol
August 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Because it literally looks like her which is why she finds it offensive. Lol
Unfortunately, no one in his regime gives a fuck about actual policy. This is not about right, or intelligent, or rational. The right wing is being stolen from right from under their very eyes helping only the rich. The rest are too unintelligent to see it. Sad.
July 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Unfortunately, no one in his regime gives a fuck about actual policy. This is not about right, or intelligent, or rational. The right wing is being stolen from right from under their very eyes helping only the rich. The rest are too unintelligent to see it. Sad.
Like everything.. just whatever suits their political regime.
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Like everything.. just whatever suits their political regime.
Absurd. @jdvancesmom.bsky.social your son is a loser, and can’t even handle a joke. What a sad and weak excuse for a person.
June 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Absurd. @jdvancesmom.bsky.social your son is a loser, and can’t even handle a joke. What a sad and weak excuse for a person.
Maybe if you tried one minute of ACTUAL research you’d learn something, Socrates.
June 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Maybe if you tried one minute of ACTUAL research you’d learn something, Socrates.
Lemme guess, you’re a republican.
June 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Lemme guess, you’re a republican.
Looove me some columbines!
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Looove me some columbines!
I bet Jesus would be amazing at sucking my cock. Unite Jesus with my ass hole for non-Christians!
June 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I bet Jesus would be amazing at sucking my cock. Unite Jesus with my ass hole for non-Christians!
I remember snorkeling in gorgeous coral reefs and seeing 6 of these all around me. It was incredible.
June 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I remember snorkeling in gorgeous coral reefs and seeing 6 of these all around me. It was incredible.
It is ACTUALLY the devil.. lol. Endless deaths, hatred, war, crime, rape, etc… all under the guise of God fearing Christianity. It’s political power at this point… the few Christians who actually do good in the world shouldn’t even call themselves Christians at this point.
June 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It is ACTUALLY the devil.. lol. Endless deaths, hatred, war, crime, rape, etc… all under the guise of God fearing Christianity. It’s political power at this point… the few Christians who actually do good in the world shouldn’t even call themselves Christians at this point.