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Alex (Spooky)

@alexsorrels.com

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 11h

Ok Randy we gotta work on our angles

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Whew

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 1d

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

The dump man cometh

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

I'm not kidding!

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

PSA to all Invasive Brown Marmorated Stinkbugs: I know it was cold last night and you're trying to find somewhere to hangout for the winter. Go elsewhere.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENTER MY HOME. Violators will be shot, shocked, crushed, and flushed. Airspace violations may also result in lethal force.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 1d

Rain delays should cost runs for home team imo

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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 1d

Harrell was THIRTY SEVEN YEARS OLD when he did that btw

Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 1d

Our mayor—who pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in an altercation over a parking spot—is outraged that Katie Wilson dropped out of Oxford University.

When quitting is n...
So I was shocked — but hardly surprised
- to read in The Seattle Times that my opponent dropped out of Oxford just weeks before graduation because she was turned off by "careerism."

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Baseball Highlights⚾️ @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 2d

In case you wanted the video

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 2d

That's my favorite Touchdown all time maybe.

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Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3d

TAPPING THE SIGN.

Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 4d

"Julio Rodriguez isn't clutch"

-the dumbest motherfucker you know

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 3d

Is that ......timely hitting?

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3d

I’m gonna throw up

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Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

Well we lost and went 11. So not great. At least we don't have the best pitcher in baseball (non Skenes division) tomorrow.

Alex (Spooky) @alexsorrels.com · 4d

We need to win and also not go 18 innings.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 4d

Color commentator at 8:38pm local time on a Saturday night in the tenth inning of the first game of a playoff series: No one has gone home yet. Everyone is still here watching the game.