ChatGPT, write me a Johnny Cash song where he shoots Buzz Aldrin dead on the surface of the moon

I've got over 10k sales on my Etsy and these days I just roll over and refund them. Easier to just accept the loss and move on than to fight them. That or go through the USPS claims process but that takes forever and mostly feels useless.

What a tease

It worked so well on flip phones, seemed like labias were the natural progression

When you gonna finally sue Sabrina for copying your aesthetic homework

Democrats would've loved to run a centrist diddler to bring the country together, if only they didn't keep expressing strong opinions about the human rights of Palestinians

I mean it's their fault for trusting me to pay them later

Wow, not even an honorable mention for She's A Right Old Cuppa Glycerine? Disrespectful

I can't help that the thought of being the only passenger on a quiet voyage gets my motor running.

Bad news, the random figure I got was fuckin TIEN come on dude

Judging by recent trends, this button would probably see a lot of use.

Imagining pin-ups of a girl in a long pearl necklace side-eyeing the camera with a naughty grin and she drops her ballot into the box

UR NOT MY DOCTOR DONT TELL ME WHAT IS ESSENTIAL

You don't want to be jumpscared by a loud autoplay video without warning? lol OK boomer

I think that the jargon and interface scare people off. It took me awhile to finally understand how to properly use it and I put it off because it seemed like it needed more attentiveness than I thought. FWIW the desktop app actually demystifies it a lot.

Diogenes nuts in yo mouth