AlexTheBlueOne
@alextheblueone.bsky.social
Weirdo. Video game playing-person. Homestar Runner-enjoyer. Milk enthusiast. Maker of poorly-made jokes and memes. Autistic. Non-binary and proud.
Most know me as "The May Person."
You can call me "Sasha."
Minors DNI +18 only
Most know me as "The May Person."
You can call me "Sasha."
Minors DNI +18 only
Pinned
Gonna update this for follows and such.
Super Mario (Namely Super Mario Bros. 1/SMB1)
Final Fantasy (Namely Tactics/FFT)
Fighting games, but especially Guilty Gear and Samurai Shodown
Sonic The Hedgehog
Kirby
F-Zero
Lunar SS
Homestar Runner
TenSura
PlayStation
Kingdom Hearts
Horror
Animation
Super Mario (Namely Super Mario Bros. 1/SMB1)
Final Fantasy (Namely Tactics/FFT)
Fighting games, but especially Guilty Gear and Samurai Shodown
Sonic The Hedgehog
Kirby
F-Zero
Lunar SS
Homestar Runner
TenSura
PlayStation
Kingdom Hearts
Horror
Animation
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Olimar and all other playable captains are able to throw Purple Pikmin around with ease despite being on average over x3 times heavier than the captains.
Assuming an average weight of an adult human to be ~190 lbs/86 kg, this is the equivalent to casually tossing over ~600 lbs/272 kg.
Assuming an average weight of an adult human to be ~190 lbs/86 kg, this is the equivalent to casually tossing over ~600 lbs/272 kg.
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Olimar and all other playable captains are able to throw Purple Pikmin around with ease despite being on average over x3 times heavier than the captains.
Assuming an average weight of an adult human to be ~190 lbs/86 kg, this is the equivalent to casually tossing over ~600 lbs/272 kg.
Assuming an average weight of an adult human to be ~190 lbs/86 kg, this is the equivalent to casually tossing over ~600 lbs/272 kg.
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A local high school football coach issued an ominous warning to all who took part in Friday’s big game.
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January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A local high school football coach issued an ominous warning to all who took part in Friday’s big game.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
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Another recent time I drew Annalynn was for the switch port release; I drew her with different eyes but I really enjoy both!
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Another recent time I drew Annalynn was for the switch port release; I drew her with different eyes but I really enjoy both!
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Me when I remember the name of the dancing guy from warioware
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Me when I remember the name of the dancing guy from warioware
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Kirby flies away from Galactic Nova after causing its destruction (again).
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Kirby flies away from Galactic Nova after causing its destruction (again).
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me, an immigrant, watching people who said they'd deport me get shipped off to greenland
January 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
me, an immigrant, watching people who said they'd deport me get shipped off to greenland
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How to make me click on your video:
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
How to make me click on your video:
Android's Now Playing feature picking up the weirdest remixes of songs for some reason.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8W...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8W...
Die Young (Super Slowed)
YouTube video by Lil Texas - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Android's Now Playing feature picking up the weirdest remixes of songs for some reason.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8W...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8W...
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When you're a game developer working for a big company and just made the greatest video game ever receiving all of the accolades and awards and your game sells a bajillion quintillion units:
August 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When you're a game developer working for a big company and just made the greatest video game ever receiving all of the accolades and awards and your game sells a bajillion quintillion units:
Forget 67
this the new funny number:
this the new funny number:
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Forget 67
this the new funny number:
this the new funny number:
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Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
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the death of arcade game design sensibilities, the emphasis on brands over people in terms of creative attribution, poor preservation in the industry, and a lack of respect towards the medium's artistry can really all be attributed back to the compulsive desire to "complete" and "beat" a game
the point of a movie is not to be done watching it. the point of a song is not to be done listening to it. the gamers' obsession with completion as the only motivator to play a game has directly led to the medium's worst traits. "AI gaming ghost" is a reflection of the lack of willingness to engage
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
the death of arcade game design sensibilities, the emphasis on brands over people in terms of creative attribution, poor preservation in the industry, and a lack of respect towards the medium's artistry can really all be attributed back to the compulsive desire to "complete" and "beat" a game