I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

I'm a little upset that Trump is the "savior" of TikTok, I've been literally trying to get my coworkers to go with me to the statehouse to protest and was also hoping they'd finally understand how much the government affects our lives but now it feels like a restart on that front.

We’ve always been at war with East Asia.

Before the new year in Japan you're supposed to clean the house to bring in good luck and prosperity. I didn't get it done until today... 12 days too late. But with the bad news lately; plane crashes, fires, trump, TikTok ban I wanted to try to atone for my misdeeds. Here's hoping it helps a little!

So true.

Let’s be clear. Privatization of the post office will mean some addresses simply will not be covered because they are unprofitable. Think of it like our private healthcare system.

I'm so happy Astrobot won, I can't stop thinking about how such a fun, but simple game won. It honestly won me over on nostalgia bait in both its references and smooth gameplay. I was worried black myth wukong would win based on sales and reception from "gamers". This gave me faith in awards again.

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"Can you perform under pressure?"

No, but I can sing shake it off

Seeing the smallest cutest dachshund in the tiny official southwest pet carrier makes this morning flight so much better. But also a reminder that my Chihuahua is somehow too big...

What a fucking headline:

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No amount of profound intellectual humor will replace the word shart