Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
@janellephonae.blacksky.app
I come on here to yap - as the kids say.
Also, they never shut the fuck up.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
let’s talk about this.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
the problem isn’t that women don’t want “nerdy” men in the traditional sense.
the problem is yall lack grooming habits that appeal to women.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Also, they never shut the fuck up.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
I guarantee whoever he was talking at never got a word in edge wise or the opportunity to discuss her likes or interests.
Yes, I'm at work.
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Yes, I'm at work.
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
No, my company doesn't have anything to do with guns or weapons
How far have we strayed from His light when even the rap niggas was out hear fr yearning once upon a time??
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
Where's The Love
open.spotify.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
How far have we strayed from His light when even the rap niggas was out hear fr yearning once upon a time??
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
open.spotify.com/track/2TcYJS...
Yall have any scifi series recs?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yall have any scifi series recs?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
I just rewatched 3Body Problem & Traverlers. Suggestions?
"I aint got no tail girrr"
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"I aint got no tail girrr"
Anything but making sure these MFs stay in the air huh?
The Trump administration said it wants airlines and airports to offer travelers healthier food options, exercise equipment and family-friendly features like playspaces and nursing facilities.
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Anything but making sure these MFs stay in the air huh?
Why am I watching Life Size 2?🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Why am I watching Life Size 2?🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love me a good piece of a historical drama, but I tried to watch The Crown three separate times & have never finished the 2nd episode
I do not understand how yall be raving about it.
I do not understand how yall be raving about it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love me a good piece of a historical drama, but I tried to watch The Crown three separate times & have never finished the 2nd episode
I do not understand how yall be raving about it.
I do not understand how yall be raving about it.
I just feel like...if you gon be a wigger in Black spaces the very least you could do is not speak ill of Black women.
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
Color me unsurprised.
Rory Of ‘Rory & Mal’ Apologizes For Offensive Comments About Black Women, Including Beyoncé blavity.com/rory-mal-off...
Rory Of ‘Rory & Mal’ Apologizes For Offensive Comments About Black Women, Including Beyoncé blavity.com/rory-mal-off...
Rory Of 'Rory & Mal' Apologizes For Offensive Comments About Black Women, Including Beyoncé - Blavity
blavity.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just feel like...if you gon be a wigger in Black spaces the very least you could do is not speak ill of Black women.
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
That's just me tho🤷🏿♀️
I might get stoned for this, but...
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I might get stoned for this, but...
This is actually hilarious bc my favorite cousins' kids def absolutely call me auntie
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is actually hilarious bc my favorite cousins' kids def absolutely call me auntie
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
Same w/ my besties kids🤣🤣
What's the most down bad song you ever heard?
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What's the most down bad song you ever heard?
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
Sista...you 🤏🏿 this close to a restaining order.
Unless they white...in that case, I'm alerting the authorities.
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Unless they white...in that case, I'm alerting the authorities.
"See you in Valhalla, brother🤓"
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"See you in Valhalla, brother🤓"
Reposted by Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
Y’all ever think about what you would look like if you had money? I’m doing ok now, but I could really turn some shit up with a hair stylist on retainer
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Y’all ever think about what you would look like if you had money? I’m doing ok now, but I could really turn some shit up with a hair stylist on retainer
I have a regular server who memorized me & my wifes order🤣🤣🤣
Never too good for Longhorns
Never too good for Longhorns
I’ll never be too good for Longhorn Steakhouse
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I have a regular server who memorized me & my wifes order🤣🤣🤣
Never too good for Longhorns
Never too good for Longhorns
Reposted by Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
Not for nothing…these “protest” feel exactly like right after he won and all them wyt women were wearing/posting blue bracelets.
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
More than 100,000 people protested in New York City yesterday. Not s single arrest
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not for nothing…these “protest” feel exactly like right after he won and all them wyt women were wearing/posting blue bracelets.
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
Basically, it’s all for show and not really about any action. 🤷🏽♀️
Yall, my dog is afraid of the damn dark.
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yall, my dog is afraid of the damn dark.
I never really know what's going on, I just be happy to be out prancing with my boo🤣🤣
October 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I never really know what's going on, I just be happy to be out prancing with my boo🤣🤣
He called her a size queen.
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior.
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He called her a size queen.
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
Call me Ms. Cleo🤣🤣🤣
This is deeply unwell behavior🤣🤣🤣
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
You’d be better off alone in your own space.
October 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is deeply unwell behavior🤣🤣🤣
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
You: "You'd be better off, alone in your own space."
ALSO you: "Blacksky will further segregate people."
Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior.
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Gay ppl being brought up unprompted is such closeted behavior.
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
I hope that girl knows she's about to marry a homiesexual🤣🤣🤣
#loveisblind
For anyone who's never worked a corporate job, watch Survivor. Down to the micro-aggressions, it's a 1:1
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For anyone who's never worked a corporate job, watch Survivor. Down to the micro-aggressions, it's a 1:1
My KitchenAid mixer is about to turn 10🥹
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My KitchenAid mixer is about to turn 10🥹
Reposted by Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞♀️
Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾