deploying a JWST-style heat shield for my orbital datacentre, everyone applauds when we get confirmation of success, we turn on the processors and within 5 minutes it's hotter than the sun side of the shield because you can't fucking dump megawatts of heat in space economically

this made me remember the music video for The Hunger, which is always a treat to revisit www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPre...

Blocked, plonker

the silver lining of having absolute dogshit intuition for probability and combinatorics is that it's never tempted me

they should have communal phones mounted above the urinals that you scroll with your tongue so you can use both hands

This is U N B E L I E V A B L E. #Kilauea

extra funny thing: this is in his TFSA, which is fully tax free, but you only get like $8k of contribution room per year. and now he's thrown most of that away trying to gamble on options

i believe she is the one who you wished that your girlfriend was hot like, didn't you?

when i lived in france i got this almond-scented bar soap that smelled like marzipan and i was constantly tempted to have a nibble

creeping americanism must be wiped out root and branch

I think you need to find at least two at once. im pretty sure

haters will say it's not possible, but they don't know the value of hard work

have you ever seen Andy Daly's zero-content standup set youtu.be/CiajbgY6ofU?...

I think you really gotta look to the instagram girlies for guidance on that

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