Emily Alford
@alfordalice.bsky.social
I said whales were plotting something back in 2019.
George Clooney loves to be in a holiday release that’s just some dudes name
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
George Clooney loves to be in a holiday release that’s just some dudes name
I’m suprised the force of every woman on earth thinking this at the same time didn’t cause a tsunami
HOW THE FUCK IS DIANE KEATON DEAD BUT THAT OLD BITCH WOODY ALLEN STILL ALIVE???
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m suprised the force of every woman on earth thinking this at the same time didn’t cause a tsunami
They should let you vape a little bit in campus buildings if you’re a professor
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They should let you vape a little bit in campus buildings if you’re a professor
I wish there was a way to change my dating goals on Hinge to “Never finding Fleetwood Mac songs relatable again”
June 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wish there was a way to change my dating goals on Hinge to “Never finding Fleetwood Mac songs relatable again”
You remains better than any soap opera has a right to be
May 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You remains better than any soap opera has a right to be
I hope Virginia Giuffre is at peace now. Sometimes surviving is fatal. I think about that a lot
Daisy Coleman's Death Lays Bare the Myth of 'Surviving'
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April 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I hope Virginia Giuffre is at peace now. Sometimes surviving is fatal. I think about that a lot
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At least one of these people voted for Trump, I’m concerned that it was Vickie
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
At least one of these people voted for Trump, I’m concerned that it was Vickie
I’m kinda sad that Netflix upped the song budget for Love Is Blind. I miss the Sam’s Club brand pop songs that sound like they were written for the American Idol season 17 finale
February 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m kinda sad that Netflix upped the song budget for Love Is Blind. I miss the Sam’s Club brand pop songs that sound like they were written for the American Idol season 17 finale
Love Is Blind is my fav because they’ll have the most mundane conversations like “we both like sandwiches!?” And then be like this connection is crazy I’ve never felt like this before
February 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Love Is Blind is my fav because they’ll have the most mundane conversations like “we both like sandwiches!?” And then be like this connection is crazy I’ve never felt like this before
Seasons of Law & Order without Jerry Orbach are prequels
December 30, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Seasons of Law & Order without Jerry Orbach are prequels
Do we really need to keep doing this?
Lili Anolik’s "Didion and Babitz," a swashbuckling double biography, explores how Joan Didion and Eve Babitz shaped Hollywood's sensibility on the page as much as on screen.
Was Joan Didion Even Los Angeles's Best Writer?
A new swashbuckling double biography written with a gonzo gregariousness gives writing from California its turn in the sun.
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December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Do we really need to keep doing this?
We don’t talk enough about how The Witch has a happy ending
October 11, 2023 at 3:24 AM
We don’t talk enough about how The Witch has a happy ending
On Sundays I meal prep—roasted salmon, sweet potatoes, peas, and kale. It is all for my 12 year old cocker spaniel who has decided dog food is beneath her
October 8, 2023 at 6:16 PM
On Sundays I meal prep—roasted salmon, sweet potatoes, peas, and kale. It is all for my 12 year old cocker spaniel who has decided dog food is beneath her
At least once a week I inform someone that the only two authors who rival Agatha Christie in sales are Shakespeare and God
October 7, 2023 at 5:58 PM
At least once a week I inform someone that the only two authors who rival Agatha Christie in sales are Shakespeare and God
The way Izzy and Stacy terrorize Johnie because they’re miserable together
October 7, 2023 at 5:08 AM
The way Izzy and Stacy terrorize Johnie because they’re miserable together
GBBO made me cry for the first time 11:58 minutes into episode one. New record
October 3, 2023 at 7:17 PM
GBBO made me cry for the first time 11:58 minutes into episode one. New record
Trying to decide from the Leave the World behind trailer if Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke are both in this movie or if I can no longer tell them apart
October 3, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Trying to decide from the Leave the World behind trailer if Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke are both in this movie or if I can no longer tell them apart
Am I to understand that this Love Is Blind man is so confused by makeup it renders him speechless?
September 30, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Am I to understand that this Love Is Blind man is so confused by makeup it renders him speechless?
Sometimes I just have to slowly drink a glass of shitty white wine while rewatching Let Them All Talk
September 29, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Sometimes I just have to slowly drink a glass of shitty white wine while rewatching Let Them All Talk
The more I watch this season of real housewives slc the more I realize I would maybe join Mary’s cult
September 28, 2023 at 2:44 AM
The more I watch this season of real housewives slc the more I realize I would maybe join Mary’s cult
Why is Hersheys still allowed to make chocolate products? Their cocoa powder tastes like chalk no matter how much sugar you add
September 26, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Why is Hersheys still allowed to make chocolate products? Their cocoa powder tastes like chalk no matter how much sugar you add
Sexy Teenage Dirtbag lyrics
September 24, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Sexy Teenage Dirtbag lyrics