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what’s the opposite of american psycho
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A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong
April 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong
border patrol in front of woodrow’s on south street today. tell anyone who might be in the area. two officers in the front seat, drove away around 12 pm
March 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
border patrol in front of woodrow’s on south street today. tell anyone who might be in the area. two officers in the front seat, drove away around 12 pm
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I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma
February 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma
i do feel like this is the best picture of jed i have. it’s so how he is
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i do feel like this is the best picture of jed i have. it’s so how he is
in the tradition of spongebob and squidward i’ll be naming my child humanstopher
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
in the tradition of spongebob and squidward i’ll be naming my child humanstopher
in desperate need of an audacious lesbian
December 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
in desperate need of an audacious lesbian
i’m so beautiful and popular and i only have 452 roaches in my house right now
December 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
i’m so beautiful and popular and i only have 452 roaches in my house right now
what do new yorkers call jerking off? batting for the yankees
December 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
what do new yorkers call jerking off? batting for the yankees
one thing about me is if i’m being brave my sleeves are gonna be rolled up. if i have sweater paws you have to do it for me
December 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
one thing about me is if i’m being brave my sleeves are gonna be rolled up. if i have sweater paws you have to do it for me
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I need autistic white men to put down the video games and get back in the studio.
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I need autistic white men to put down the video games and get back in the studio.
i touched a fidget toy at five below and it rotted my fingers off
December 2, 2024 at 9:38 PM
i touched a fidget toy at five below and it rotted my fingers off
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People are willing to walk a lot farther when you make it a pleasant walk.
November 24, 2024 at 2:53 AM
People are willing to walk a lot farther when you make it a pleasant walk.
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Breaking into your home and throwing a sausage egg McMuffin and two hash browns at your head
November 24, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Breaking into your home and throwing a sausage egg McMuffin and two hash browns at your head
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yeah life isn’t fair but what are we doing to fix that huh
November 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
yeah life isn’t fair but what are we doing to fix that huh
anyways here’s curly mouthwashing
November 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
anyways here’s curly mouthwashing
guy just came into my job and snapped to get his girlfriends attention like she was a dog
girl leave him pleaseeeeeee
girl leave him pleaseeeeeee
November 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
guy just came into my job and snapped to get his girlfriends attention like she was a dog
girl leave him pleaseeeeeee
girl leave him pleaseeeeeee
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just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
sorry that was my evil doppelgänger i was actually picking a mouse out of my garden and giving it a sweet kiss on the head
November 21, 2024 at 5:00 AM
sorry that was my evil doppelgänger i was actually picking a mouse out of my garden and giving it a sweet kiss on the head
if i flex my butt hard enough and with the right rhythm my bed frame wobbles enough to hit the wall to the beat of we are young by FUN
November 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
if i flex my butt hard enough and with the right rhythm my bed frame wobbles enough to hit the wall to the beat of we are young by FUN
just realized people are saying skeeting in regards to posting and not talking about the other kind of skeet… um perhaps there’s a better term out there
November 20, 2024 at 7:04 PM
just realized people are saying skeeting in regards to posting and not talking about the other kind of skeet… um perhaps there’s a better term out there
i am a sex freak and it has nothing to do with my gender or sexuality. it’s cus i looked up porn dot com the second i was alone with google chrome
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
i am a sex freak and it has nothing to do with my gender or sexuality. it’s cus i looked up porn dot com the second i was alone with google chrome