But take it

JON

By just turning up and being himself, he forces the story out of horror - and there's no room for the wight to exist.

Ways to celebrate:

* Visit your local Statues. Have Opinions about them
* Start a vast Project of cataloguing and Describing
* Adopt a Baroque and Idioscyncratic approach to Capitalisation
* And to all other matters
* Talk to Birds
* Live in perfect Peace and Harmony with your World

Today we honour the great Scholar Piranesi, who first emerged on this day in the Year of Weeping and Wailing, even as we lament the Destruction of Matthew Rose Sorensen at the cruel hands of Valentine Ketterley, likewise on this day in the Year mysteriously designated '2012'.

This is what you sign up to when you get too near the Medway

Joke's on you, I got TWO pints

Update

Memes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under fundamentalism

SIX FOR TWO
SIX FOR TWO

This is why we invented pockets