Why do you appreciate unions?

I’ll start:

Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits

"Only numbnuts vote for tax cuts"

"Don't be a little bitch, tax the rich"

"Billionaire? Pay your share"

"Wealth hoarders are cunts"

Okay, maybe not that last one...

Reckon I should be one of those fancy political advisor/strategy types