aliceontheissue
@aliceontheissue.bsky.social
music therapist, social worker. strummer/warbler, grumpy church musician, cat enthusiast, expert parallel parker
whenever my white cat is extra clingy and needy I’m like ok which one of us is either sick or about to have an emotional crashout me or him
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
whenever my white cat is extra clingy and needy I’m like ok which one of us is either sick or about to have an emotional crashout me or him
Anytime I go anywhere without my Stanley I become the thirstiest, most parched, dehydrated person
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Anytime I go anywhere without my Stanley I become the thirstiest, most parched, dehydrated person
Remember when tv commercials would use “keywords” to tell you what to search the internet for to find their product or are you guys young
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Remember when tv commercials would use “keywords” to tell you what to search the internet for to find their product or are you guys young
my baby reacts to cold water and not a cool crisp diet pepsi, the fridge cigarette of the gods? he's already a square send help
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my baby reacts to cold water and not a cool crisp diet pepsi, the fridge cigarette of the gods? he's already a square send help
I asked my husband how his favorite football podcasts were going lately in the wake of the team’s recent losses. He’s a Giants fan.
I was wholly unprepared for the twenty minutes of lore and current tea that followed.
I was wholly unprepared for the twenty minutes of lore and current tea that followed.
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I asked my husband how his favorite football podcasts were going lately in the wake of the team’s recent losses. He’s a Giants fan.
I was wholly unprepared for the twenty minutes of lore and current tea that followed.
I was wholly unprepared for the twenty minutes of lore and current tea that followed.
“Are they going to kick a field goal?”
“Probably, yes and they’re probably going to make it because their kicker is insane.”
“I don’t want that!”
“I DONT WANT IT EITHER ALICE”
matt loves watching football with me
“Probably, yes and they’re probably going to make it because their kicker is insane.”
“I don’t want that!”
“I DONT WANT IT EITHER ALICE”
matt loves watching football with me
September 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“Are they going to kick a field goal?”
“Probably, yes and they’re probably going to make it because their kicker is insane.”
“I don’t want that!”
“I DONT WANT IT EITHER ALICE”
matt loves watching football with me
“Probably, yes and they’re probably going to make it because their kicker is insane.”
“I don’t want that!”
“I DONT WANT IT EITHER ALICE”
matt loves watching football with me
My McDonald’s pickup code was PP90 and I had to say peepee and they misheard me so I had to say it again I will never recover. The person on the other end of the speaker laughed a little. This injustice will not stand
July 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My McDonald’s pickup code was PP90 and I had to say peepee and they misheard me so I had to say it again I will never recover. The person on the other end of the speaker laughed a little. This injustice will not stand
“It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business” me to my cat, telling him he cannot eat the plastic tape off of a box
June 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business” me to my cat, telling him he cannot eat the plastic tape off of a box
The devil couldn’t find me so he sent this huge white cat
May 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The devil couldn’t find me so he sent this huge white cat
yes, I have a top notch medical team. Dr Elsey, Dr Teal & Dr Bronner
April 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
yes, I have a top notch medical team. Dr Elsey, Dr Teal & Dr Bronner
me: for the love of god please sit down
leo: i'm more comfortable putting all of my weight between the two thin bones in your forearm thanks though 🥹
leo: i'm more comfortable putting all of my weight between the two thin bones in your forearm thanks though 🥹
April 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
me: for the love of god please sit down
leo: i'm more comfortable putting all of my weight between the two thin bones in your forearm thanks though 🥹
leo: i'm more comfortable putting all of my weight between the two thin bones in your forearm thanks though 🥹
today we opened all the windows and turned fans on and aired the apartment out for like 7 hours and man, what a difference
April 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
today we opened all the windows and turned fans on and aired the apartment out for like 7 hours and man, what a difference
all this AND there are no kfc spicy wraps. what just god ?!
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
all this AND there are no kfc spicy wraps. what just god ?!
very often lately I am challenged to learn what these signs mean: < and > and I simply can't do it
April 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
very often lately I am challenged to learn what these signs mean: < and > and I simply can't do it
sometimes I swear to god I come home lately and even my cats are like ugh time to clock in she’s still a mess
April 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
sometimes I swear to god I come home lately and even my cats are like ugh time to clock in she’s still a mess
I was like oh these pants are so cute
they’re fucking pajamas
they’re fucking pajamas
March 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was like oh these pants are so cute
they’re fucking pajamas
they’re fucking pajamas
instagram can miss me with these “running saved my life made me not depressed” post suggestions I promise you no matter how depressed I get it aint happening. instagram, you know my entire life. these feet dont *run*
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
instagram can miss me with these “running saved my life made me not depressed” post suggestions I promise you no matter how depressed I get it aint happening. instagram, you know my entire life. these feet dont *run*
I’m not watching severance or white lotus. I’ll just kinda osmosis(?) it through this horrible wide web like an emotional Napster
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m not watching severance or white lotus. I’ll just kinda osmosis(?) it through this horrible wide web like an emotional Napster
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
pretty tired and stressed, time to stare into a bright rectangle containing the entire world as I wind down before bed
March 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
pretty tired and stressed, time to stare into a bright rectangle containing the entire world as I wind down before bed
I am out of my current moisturizer and now searching for the perfect moisturizer to cure my depression
March 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I am out of my current moisturizer and now searching for the perfect moisturizer to cure my depression
Cleaning my insta/FB feeds so I only see content about the horrible external world and none that triggers my own internal nightmares is a very cool 2025 issue
March 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Cleaning my insta/FB feeds so I only see content about the horrible external world and none that triggers my own internal nightmares is a very cool 2025 issue
Me all day, counting the hours until I can go to bed and blissfully pass the time: :’(
me in bed trying to fall asleep:
O_O
me in bed trying to fall asleep:
O_O
March 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me all day, counting the hours until I can go to bed and blissfully pass the time: :’(
me in bed trying to fall asleep:
O_O
me in bed trying to fall asleep:
O_O
truly no greater comfort for the broken hearted than a big white cat
who you will also have to kick out of your bedroom for deciding after a brief period of consolation cuddling, that 4 AM is breakfast
who you will also have to kick out of your bedroom for deciding after a brief period of consolation cuddling, that 4 AM is breakfast
February 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
truly no greater comfort for the broken hearted than a big white cat
who you will also have to kick out of your bedroom for deciding after a brief period of consolation cuddling, that 4 AM is breakfast
who you will also have to kick out of your bedroom for deciding after a brief period of consolation cuddling, that 4 AM is breakfast