Alice Slater
@aliceslater.bsky.social
damn girl that looks yummy as fuck. what’s your email address?
And don’t even get me started on creative writing students using AI to help them craft their work
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
And don’t even get me started on creative writing students using AI to help them craft their work
Do you think this is the face of a woman who knows what headphones are? She’s interested in one thing and one thing only on a walk and that’s piss x
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Do you think this is the face of a woman who knows what headphones are? She’s interested in one thing and one thing only on a walk and that’s piss x
I saw a TikTok that said: “it really bums me out when I see someone walking their dog with headphones in. That’s the highlight of your dog’s day and you’re not even fully present 😔”
My dog, when she’s locked in and fully present, doesn’t have a clue what’s going on. She’s just happy to be involved.
My dog, when she’s locked in and fully present, doesn’t have a clue what’s going on. She’s just happy to be involved.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I saw a TikTok that said: “it really bums me out when I see someone walking their dog with headphones in. That’s the highlight of your dog’s day and you’re not even fully present 😔”
My dog, when she’s locked in and fully present, doesn’t have a clue what’s going on. She’s just happy to be involved.
My dog, when she’s locked in and fully present, doesn’t have a clue what’s going on. She’s just happy to be involved.
Pleased to report @faberbooks.bsky.social have ditched the pineapple (RIP) and embraced a chic new UK cover for A Certain Hunger 🫀
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Pleased to report @faberbooks.bsky.social have ditched the pineapple (RIP) and embraced a chic new UK cover for A Certain Hunger 🫀
Nearly broke my neck scampering down a slope to see this stupid ass “puffball” bullshit #fungifriends
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nearly broke my neck scampering down a slope to see this stupid ass “puffball” bullshit #fungifriends
Took my little white dog for a walk in the pitch black forest – no moonlight, no street lights, just the darkest velvet of November. I took my phone out to take a pic to demonstrate how dark it was, but my front facing camera was on and I was confronted with my own face like:
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Took my little white dog for a walk in the pitch black forest – no moonlight, no street lights, just the darkest velvet of November. I took my phone out to take a pic to demonstrate how dark it was, but my front facing camera was on and I was confronted with my own face like:
“Alice, did you get a chic little proof of Patti Smith’s new memoir?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Alice, did you get a chic little proof of Patti Smith’s new memoir?”
Met this ghost in a bar and when he asked for a hit of my vape, it disappeared under his sheet and the smoke curled out from behind his sunnies. Fantastically camp, ten out of ten x
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Met this ghost in a bar and when he asked for a hit of my vape, it disappeared under his sheet and the smoke curled out from behind his sunnies. Fantastically camp, ten out of ten x
I won’t tell you I’m in #NewOrleans for Halloween but there will be signs 🔮🐊⚜️
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I won’t tell you I’m in #NewOrleans for Halloween but there will be signs 🔮🐊⚜️
More lil fungi friends found in the forest today 🍄🟫🍂
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
More lil fungi friends found in the forest today 🍄🟫🍂
Same log a week later, and it’s so thick with spores it looks like it’s been sprayed with white paint 🍄🟫
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Same log a week later, and it’s so thick with spores it looks like it’s been sprayed with white paint 🍄🟫
Wanna see an entire log covered in the most beautiful translucent porcelain mushrooms??
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wanna see an entire log covered in the most beautiful translucent porcelain mushrooms??
She went missing for twenty minutes in the forest, presumably chasing the dream of catching a squirrel, and then jumped into the nastiest muddiest bit of the pond she could find to cool down. my lil swamp witch 🧙🏻♀️
October 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
She went missing for twenty minutes in the forest, presumably chasing the dream of catching a squirrel, and then jumped into the nastiest muddiest bit of the pond she could find to cool down. my lil swamp witch 🧙🏻♀️
Update on potential death cap for cutie: she’s flattened a little and lost her green tinge, but hasn’t developed the expected toffee apple colour. Maybe a false death cap?
October 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Update on potential death cap for cutie: she’s flattened a little and lost her green tinge, but hasn’t developed the expected toffee apple colour. Maybe a false death cap?
Yesterday’s crop for my fellow mycology lovers. I think the first green-tinged girl is a deathcap? There was a sweet, almost fruity perfume in the air around her.
October 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Yesterday’s crop for my fellow mycology lovers. I think the first green-tinged girl is a deathcap? There was a sweet, almost fruity perfume in the air around her.
I also spotted the beautiful ladies of the forest sunbathing. A rare treat! This is only the second time I’ve seen them 🥹
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I also spotted the beautiful ladies of the forest sunbathing. A rare treat! This is only the second time I’ve seen them 🥹
The forest looked me in the eye, winked and said “today’s your lucky day babe”
October 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The forest looked me in the eye, winked and said “today’s your lucky day babe”
The digital edition of my horrible little debut Death of a Bookseller is 99p all month. It’s set over autumn in a bookshop, so this is the perfect time of year to dip your toes into my bleak little brain 🐌🩷💚 bit.ly/4mPitg9
October 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The digital edition of my horrible little debut Death of a Bookseller is 99p all month. It’s set over autumn in a bookshop, so this is the perfect time of year to dip your toes into my bleak little brain 🐌🩷💚 bit.ly/4mPitg9
Handsome new friends 🍄🟫
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Handsome new friends 🍄🟫