I just wanna tweet about how I want to take an ambien and be left alone but Elon had to ruin Twitter and the shit over here isn’t private so I’ll just skeet that the moon looks pretty tonight.

God I miss Twitter.

115 billion people have lived and died on this planet, and not all of them deserved your sorrow. Or your respect.

And when the dead personally profited from human misery to the tune of $9.8 million last year alone, speaking ill is not only acceptable - it’s imperative.

I’m not saying I hope more people who profit off denying coverage of lifesaving medical treatment are gunned down in the street, I’m saying that I hope more of them are AFRAID of getting gunned down in the street and start acting accordingly.

'[Young] farmers rank access to stable, affordable land as a top challenge. For Black, Indigenous, and other farmers of color, it’s an even more formidable barrier. And access to capital is right up there alongside—and intimately tied to—land access.'

the subway shooter in 2022 left the keys to the uhaul he rented and his credit card in the subway car he shot up and then wandered around new york for 29 hours and the NYPD only caught him - after dozens of tips - when he called them from a pay phone and told them to come get him

Choose 7 books that you will die on a hill as a hater. One book per day for 7 days. Books you don’t have anything nice to say. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 💙📚 #BookSky
#BookSkyChallenge

Every announcement.

I don’t like it over here yall. 🫤why can’t I private my shit?

Wait, I can’t make this nonsense private? What if I want to talk shit about youth sports?!

lol this was my last blue (what are we calling these? They’re not tweets. Are they sky’s?).

This still tracks.

Hey y’all.

Jonah Hill is a piece of shit? Shocking.

Is it fair to assume Kristen Bell doesn’t have any black friends?

Stoked to have @alishan on blue sky and instagram. Screw you @ alishan on Twitter!!!!!! That place sucks now I win!! (Lol nothing matters.)