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when I was 12, I promised god that if he got me off the inclosed water slide I was plummeting down, I would never ever put myself in a situation like that (enclosed slide) ever again and I’m proud to say it’s been almost 20 years and I’m still holding up my end of the deal
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
when I was 12, I promised god that if he got me off the inclosed water slide I was plummeting down, I would never ever put myself in a situation like that (enclosed slide) ever again and I’m proud to say it’s been almost 20 years and I’m still holding up my end of the deal
Reposted by all bets are off
isn't "the president is trying to declare himself king" like, the whole reason americans are supposed to have guns
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
isn't "the president is trying to declare himself king" like, the whole reason americans are supposed to have guns
love dating a pillow princess like yes baby relax I’ve got it
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
love dating a pillow princess like yes baby relax I’ve got it
Sometimes I see a persons bathroom shelf and I’m like wow the consumerism really has you by the throat
November 19, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Sometimes I see a persons bathroom shelf and I’m like wow the consumerism really has you by the throat
my partners mom asked me if i believed humans could’ve built the pyramids
October 3, 2023 at 4:25 PM
my partners mom asked me if i believed humans could’ve built the pyramids