Allegedly Joel
@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social
USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista....
bi, cat dad, he/him
bi, cat dad, he/him
Sure, but America being America, we try and use the military for that job, even tho we all know its not their skillset and we shouldn't try it
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sure, but America being America, we try and use the military for that job, even tho we all know its not their skillset and we shouldn't try it
Found the split level on Zillow!
My "7th grade (right after my mom died) until senior yeat" house!
My "7th grade (right after my mom died) until senior yeat" house!
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Found the split level on Zillow!
My "7th grade (right after my mom died) until senior yeat" house!
My "7th grade (right after my mom died) until senior yeat" house!
You file on time?????
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You file on time?????
And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
And that entire 2 weeks is just THIS on repeat in my brain, while I knowingly just DON'T DO THE THING
Here is the baby Peaches, she somehow knows when I've failed and had a drink, and she stares at me and grabs my face with paws and claws and gives kisses when I do.
October 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Here is the baby Peaches, she somehow knows when I've failed and had a drink, and she stares at me and grabs my face with paws and claws and gives kisses when I do.
This labeling and censoring is funny as hell
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This labeling and censoring is funny as hell
They need to make sports gambling illegal again - i could maybe give an exception for IN PERSON bets at legal casinos - Vegas, Atlantic City, Reservations - because LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
This is on the main page on the ESPN app, one shot is just barely above the second
This is on the main page on the ESPN app, one shot is just barely above the second
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They need to make sports gambling illegal again - i could maybe give an exception for IN PERSON bets at legal casinos - Vegas, Atlantic City, Reservations - because LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
This is on the main page on the ESPN app, one shot is just barely above the second
This is on the main page on the ESPN app, one shot is just barely above the second
Oh and this is our OLDER cat, pushing 15. That has become grandma/mentor (photo is from.... 2017ish?) Kaiju.
So Orange learning from veteran Orange.
And both girl cats!
So Orange learning from veteran Orange.
And both girl cats!
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oh and this is our OLDER cat, pushing 15. That has become grandma/mentor (photo is from.... 2017ish?) Kaiju.
So Orange learning from veteran Orange.
And both girl cats!
So Orange learning from veteran Orange.
And both girl cats!
This is the crackhead in question, BTW.
The Baby (elwell, she's like 8 months now) Peaches
The Baby (elwell, she's like 8 months now) Peaches
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is the crackhead in question, BTW.
The Baby (elwell, she's like 8 months now) Peaches
The Baby (elwell, she's like 8 months now) Peaches
Re: Platner/Totenkopf
THIS was in the news like, a decade ago!
THIS was in the news like, a decade ago!
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Re: Platner/Totenkopf
THIS was in the news like, a decade ago!
THIS was in the news like, a decade ago!
Had a fantastic weekend at a family owned cabin in the DEEP woods near Mt St Helens. Spread some of my father's ashes. Had an amazing, relaxing, unforgettable time.
Photo dump
Photo dump
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Had a fantastic weekend at a family owned cabin in the DEEP woods near Mt St Helens. Spread some of my father's ashes. Had an amazing, relaxing, unforgettable time.
Photo dump
Photo dump
Its really truly a bad thing that this statement is true. But it IS true. Cigarettes make you look cool as hell! (Its too bad. Cigarettes are bad. But smoking *is* cool! And thats bad!)
Pic: My wife and I getting set to go fishing this past weekend
Pic: My wife and I getting set to go fishing this past weekend
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Its really truly a bad thing that this statement is true. But it IS true. Cigarettes make you look cool as hell! (Its too bad. Cigarettes are bad. But smoking *is* cool! And thats bad!)
Pic: My wife and I getting set to go fishing this past weekend
Pic: My wife and I getting set to go fishing this past weekend
Having a "sad but happy remembering things" kind of day and this photo is from my wedding 10y ago - I was dancing with my grandmother because my mom died when I was 11, and she was happy bawling crying the whole time. She was 4'11" btw, my wife is in the background looking for something to do lol
September 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Having a "sad but happy remembering things" kind of day and this photo is from my wedding 10y ago - I was dancing with my grandmother because my mom died when I was 11, and she was happy bawling crying the whole time. She was 4'11" btw, my wife is in the background looking for something to do lol
From Left to Right, Frozen Chozen Marine Grandpa Harold, my wife Nicole, me, and my grandma Betty
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
From Left to Right, Frozen Chozen Marine Grandpa Harold, my wife Nicole, me, and my grandma Betty
Here he is just before he took the scenic route to Japan
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here he is just before he took the scenic route to Japan
Can I share with you a happy thing? Last Saturday, at my uncle's wake after his funeral, my wife and I re-connected with my niece for the first time in a literal decade! She was 9, she's now 19, but we traded numbers and we have plans and I'm so happy about it!
September 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can I share with you a happy thing? Last Saturday, at my uncle's wake after his funeral, my wife and I re-connected with my niece for the first time in a literal decade! She was 9, she's now 19, but we traded numbers and we have plans and I'm so happy about it!
Photo - my wife Nicole and my adult niece Camille
September 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Photo - my wife Nicole and my adult niece Camille
For real for real, Tom saved pribably a couple hundred lives of young kids who just needed an adult in their life who GAVE A SHIT during his years at U.S. Grant High School. (Photo is L/R - Uncle Bobby, me, Uncle Tom) 3/
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
For real for real, Tom saved pribably a couple hundred lives of young kids who just needed an adult in their life who GAVE A SHIT during his years at U.S. Grant High School. (Photo is L/R - Uncle Bobby, me, Uncle Tom) 3/
I miss you, Uncle Tom. Thanks for being a secondary father after my dad passed.
Tom is on your right, Uncle Bobby is on the left, my gross teeth are the middle
Tom is on your right, Uncle Bobby is on the left, my gross teeth are the middle
September 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I miss you, Uncle Tom. Thanks for being a secondary father after my dad passed.
Tom is on your right, Uncle Bobby is on the left, my gross teeth are the middle
Tom is on your right, Uncle Bobby is on the left, my gross teeth are the middle