lol your comment kinda reminds me of a Norm Macdonald joke about Hitler’s public speaking

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man

(Also on disability stuff, main character had a prosthetic arm and it doesn't ever even once come up as weird, nobody comments about it, even back on backwards earth!)

Even some of weird "gender" stuff isn't ALL awful - when Mike talks with a woman privately he has a female personality and she insists to the main character that Mike is OBVIOUSLY a woman

What if the unidentified masked men with guns don't accept the validity of your papers?

democrats pretend winning elections is this Herculean task when all they have to do is follow the blueprint of the guy who won so hard they changed the rule to "you can only be president for 8 years"

No it doesn't.

I literally just finished a re-read of it last week.

Its aged...... not great - "chinee engineers", theres some obvious sexisim and gender stuff.... but its not TOOO horrible. Still a fun read

"what the fuck just happened"

Democrats decided they needed to win a policy debate rather than a popularity contest. They often refuse to even use the tools that win popularity contests because it feels seedy to them. It’s messed up

If airports won't play a state media video featuring Kristi Noem blaming Democrats for long TSA lines, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

I still remember my grandma's phone number and my best friend's phone number from the 1990s

This is a great thread (and there's 2 other older threads embedded in it that are great, too!)

This cat looks like the CEO boss alien villain from the original Space Jam

we need a political compass for jock/creep and food/sex racism. i am not going to make it bsky.app/profile/stnd...

(Fuck I hope I have the timeline right, I'm not a Brit, it would be embarrassing if it was a different PM for the Falklands)

Sure, but shit that's an uninspiring list.

And i guess Blair gets Helping With Iraq and Thatcher gets the Falklands, right?

I wanted to be angry at you and then I remembered I'm turning 40 in a couple months

Yeah, i went "really, Thatcher??" And then I looked at the rest of the options

There's a pretty strong sentiment out there that Audrey Hepburn was so beautiful BECAUSE she was slightly androgynous-looking

person who hates spending time with their family and so forces everyone to be in the office: we're all family here

cop, lying: Me and my friends, who are troops, will delete Candy Crush if Zohrani 'Hussein' Mamdani is mayor of New York City. We are the most active users on the platform and this could affect the stock market

Bari Weiss: Chilling. And not the cool weed kind of chilling. This week on 60 Minutes

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day