Brian Allen
@allenanalysis.bsky.social
Swinging a sledgehammer at the status quo. If it needs to be said, I’m saying it. Www.allenanalysis.com
💀 Hannity: “When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?”
Miller: “Probably around all the times Trump fell asleep in public and rambled about magnets getting wet.”
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Miller: “Probably around all the times Trump fell asleep in public and rambled about magnets getting wet.”
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January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
💀 Hannity: “When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?”
Miller: “Probably around all the times Trump fell asleep in public and rambled about magnets getting wet.”
😂🔥
Miller: “Probably around all the times Trump fell asleep in public and rambled about magnets getting wet.”
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Shane Gillis nails it: immigration is serious policy, not content.
If you have to turn deportations into jokes and TikToks, you’re admitting you can’t defend what you’re doing on the merits.
Serious governments don’t need punchlines.
If you have to turn deportations into jokes and TikToks, you’re admitting you can’t defend what you’re doing on the merits.
Serious governments don’t need punchlines.
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Shane Gillis nails it: immigration is serious policy, not content.
If you have to turn deportations into jokes and TikToks, you’re admitting you can’t defend what you’re doing on the merits.
Serious governments don’t need punchlines.
If you have to turn deportations into jokes and TikToks, you’re admitting you can’t defend what you’re doing on the merits.
Serious governments don’t need punchlines.
JD Vance says fewer undocumented immigrants means Americans can finally afford homes.
So which is it?
They “don’t work” and “live on welfare” — or they’re somehow buying up all the houses?
Pick a lie.
So which is it?
They “don’t work” and “live on welfare” — or they’re somehow buying up all the houses?
Pick a lie.
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
JD Vance says fewer undocumented immigrants means Americans can finally afford homes.
So which is it?
They “don’t work” and “live on welfare” — or they’re somehow buying up all the houses?
Pick a lie.
So which is it?
They “don’t work” and “live on welfare” — or they’re somehow buying up all the houses?
Pick a lie.
Jennifer Welch nails it:
“Republicans have convinced people that needing help makes you lazy, when the real parasites in this country are the billionaires.”
Decades of propaganda so workers fight each other while the wealth gets vacuumed upward.
“Republicans have convinced people that needing help makes you lazy, when the real parasites in this country are the billionaires.”
Decades of propaganda so workers fight each other while the wealth gets vacuumed upward.
January 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Jennifer Welch nails it:
“Republicans have convinced people that needing help makes you lazy, when the real parasites in this country are the billionaires.”
Decades of propaganda so workers fight each other while the wealth gets vacuumed upward.
“Republicans have convinced people that needing help makes you lazy, when the real parasites in this country are the billionaires.”
Decades of propaganda so workers fight each other while the wealth gets vacuumed upward.
🚨 The U.S. tried marking a Mexican beach as a “restricted area” under DoD authority.
Mexican Marines promptly ripped the signs out of the sand and tossed them.
A reminder: other countries don’t take kindly to American occupation cosplay.
Mexican Marines promptly ripped the signs out of the sand and tossed them.
A reminder: other countries don’t take kindly to American occupation cosplay.
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
🚨 The U.S. tried marking a Mexican beach as a “restricted area” under DoD authority.
Mexican Marines promptly ripped the signs out of the sand and tossed them.
A reminder: other countries don’t take kindly to American occupation cosplay.
Mexican Marines promptly ripped the signs out of the sand and tossed them.
A reminder: other countries don’t take kindly to American occupation cosplay.
😂 WANDA SYKES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES, TO BILL MAHER’S FACE:
“Bill Maher, you give us so much… but I would love a little less. Just try less.”
Absolutely surgical. No notes.
“Bill Maher, you give us so much… but I would love a little less. Just try less.”
Absolutely surgical. No notes.
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
😂 WANDA SYKES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES, TO BILL MAHER’S FACE:
“Bill Maher, you give us so much… but I would love a little less. Just try less.”
Absolutely surgical. No notes.
“Bill Maher, you give us so much… but I would love a little less. Just try less.”
Absolutely surgical. No notes.
Venezuela’s ambassador delivers a blunt charge:
The United States carried out an illegitimate attack with no legal justification — bombing Venezuelan territory, killing civilians and military personnel, and kidnapping the president.
That’s the accusation on the record.
The United States carried out an illegitimate attack with no legal justification — bombing Venezuelan territory, killing civilians and military personnel, and kidnapping the president.
That’s the accusation on the record.
January 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Venezuela’s ambassador delivers a blunt charge:
The United States carried out an illegitimate attack with no legal justification — bombing Venezuelan territory, killing civilians and military personnel, and kidnapping the president.
That’s the accusation on the record.
The United States carried out an illegitimate attack with no legal justification — bombing Venezuelan territory, killing civilians and military personnel, and kidnapping the president.
That’s the accusation on the record.
Tucker Carlson is now openly praising Nicolás Maduro.
“Whatever his faults… Venezuela has banned pornography, abortion, gay marriage, sex changes, and usury.”
So to be clear: a U.S. media figure is holding up an authoritarian strongman as a moral model, right as the U.S. bombs his country.
“Whatever his faults… Venezuela has banned pornography, abortion, gay marriage, sex changes, and usury.”
So to be clear: a U.S. media figure is holding up an authoritarian strongman as a moral model, right as the U.S. bombs his country.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Tucker Carlson is now openly praising Nicolás Maduro.
“Whatever his faults… Venezuela has banned pornography, abortion, gay marriage, sex changes, and usury.”
So to be clear: a U.S. media figure is holding up an authoritarian strongman as a moral model, right as the U.S. bombs his country.
“Whatever his faults… Venezuela has banned pornography, abortion, gay marriage, sex changes, and usury.”
So to be clear: a U.S. media figure is holding up an authoritarian strongman as a moral model, right as the U.S. bombs his country.
Nine months before the 2024 election, Trump openly said he wanted Venezuela to collapse so the U.S. could take its oil.
Now, on the first days of 2026, Caracas is being bombed.
This was never about drugs.
It was never about security.
It was always about oil.
Now, on the first days of 2026, Caracas is being bombed.
This was never about drugs.
It was never about security.
It was always about oil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Nine months before the 2024 election, Trump openly said he wanted Venezuela to collapse so the U.S. could take its oil.
Now, on the first days of 2026, Caracas is being bombed.
This was never about drugs.
It was never about security.
It was always about oil.
Now, on the first days of 2026, Caracas is being bombed.
This was never about drugs.
It was never about security.
It was always about oil.
Bernie Sanders says it plainly: asking billionaires and giant corporations to pay what they owe isn’t “radical” — it’s basic fairness.
The crowd knew it. Chanted it.
Tax the rich.
That’s the bare minimum for a functioning society.
The crowd knew it. Chanted it.
Tax the rich.
That’s the bare minimum for a functioning society.
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Bernie Sanders says it plainly: asking billionaires and giant corporations to pay what they owe isn’t “radical” — it’s basic fairness.
The crowd knew it. Chanted it.
Tax the rich.
That’s the bare minimum for a functioning society.
The crowd knew it. Chanted it.
Tax the rich.
That’s the bare minimum for a functioning society.
Chip Roy accidentally told the truth:
“When people start saying maybe we should fire all 435 members of the House and all 100 Senators, it’s because Congress is literally failing the American people.”
That’s the sound of an institution rotting in public while cashing the checks.
“When people start saying maybe we should fire all 435 members of the House and all 100 Senators, it’s because Congress is literally failing the American people.”
That’s the sound of an institution rotting in public while cashing the checks.
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Chip Roy accidentally told the truth:
“When people start saying maybe we should fire all 435 members of the House and all 100 Senators, it’s because Congress is literally failing the American people.”
That’s the sound of an institution rotting in public while cashing the checks.
“When people start saying maybe we should fire all 435 members of the House and all 100 Senators, it’s because Congress is literally failing the American people.”
That’s the sound of an institution rotting in public while cashing the checks.
🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says bruising on his hands is from taking high doses of aspirin, claiming it’s to prevent his blood from becoming “too thick” as it flows through his heart.
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says bruising on his hands is from taking high doses of aspirin, claiming it’s to prevent his blood from becoming “too thick” as it flows through his heart.
AOC nailed it:
Zohran Mamdani just made history, first Muslim mayor, first immigrant mayor in over a century, youngest NYC mayor in generations.
But here’s the part that matters most: he’s running to govern for everyone, not just one base.
That’s what real representation looks like.
Zohran Mamdani just made history, first Muslim mayor, first immigrant mayor in over a century, youngest NYC mayor in generations.
But here’s the part that matters most: he’s running to govern for everyone, not just one base.
That’s what real representation looks like.
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
AOC nailed it:
Zohran Mamdani just made history, first Muslim mayor, first immigrant mayor in over a century, youngest NYC mayor in generations.
But here’s the part that matters most: he’s running to govern for everyone, not just one base.
That’s what real representation looks like.
Zohran Mamdani just made history, first Muslim mayor, first immigrant mayor in over a century, youngest NYC mayor in generations.
But here’s the part that matters most: he’s running to govern for everyone, not just one base.
That’s what real representation looks like.
Marjorie Taylor Greene accidentally told the truth on live TV.
She admitted Republicans have no healthcare plan, mocked the secrecy around it, and called that failure out herself.
When even MTG is saying the quiet part out loud, you know the cupboard is empty.
She admitted Republicans have no healthcare plan, mocked the secrecy around it, and called that failure out herself.
When even MTG is saying the quiet part out loud, you know the cupboard is empty.
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene accidentally told the truth on live TV.
She admitted Republicans have no healthcare plan, mocked the secrecy around it, and called that failure out herself.
When even MTG is saying the quiet part out loud, you know the cupboard is empty.
She admitted Republicans have no healthcare plan, mocked the secrecy around it, and called that failure out herself.
When even MTG is saying the quiet part out loud, you know the cupboard is empty.
Gavin Newsom, without blinking:
“He wants a Nobel Peace Prize while deploying Marines against his own people?”
Let that sink in. Donald Trump didn’t bring peace. He brought the battlefield home.
U.S. troops in U.S. cities.
That is not leadership. That is escalation.
“He wants a Nobel Peace Prize while deploying Marines against his own people?”
Let that sink in. Donald Trump didn’t bring peace. He brought the battlefield home.
U.S. troops in U.S. cities.
That is not leadership. That is escalation.
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Gavin Newsom, without blinking:
“He wants a Nobel Peace Prize while deploying Marines against his own people?”
Let that sink in. Donald Trump didn’t bring peace. He brought the battlefield home.
U.S. troops in U.S. cities.
That is not leadership. That is escalation.
“He wants a Nobel Peace Prize while deploying Marines against his own people?”
Let that sink in. Donald Trump didn’t bring peace. He brought the battlefield home.
U.S. troops in U.S. cities.
That is not leadership. That is escalation.
“Elon Musk isn’t a scientist. He’s a billionaire con man with a checkbook.” — AOC
And she’s right. Buying engineers doesn’t make you one. It just makes you rich enough to cosplay genius while other people do the work.
And she’s right. Buying engineers doesn’t make you one. It just makes you rich enough to cosplay genius while other people do the work.
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“Elon Musk isn’t a scientist. He’s a billionaire con man with a checkbook.” — AOC
And she’s right. Buying engineers doesn’t make you one. It just makes you rich enough to cosplay genius while other people do the work.
And she’s right. Buying engineers doesn’t make you one. It just makes you rich enough to cosplay genius while other people do the work.
We all know Scott Bessent has lost a few screws, but I’ll never forget when he claimed beef prices are high because immigrants are smuggling diseased cattle from South America across the border.
When you run out of economic arguments, you start inventing barnyard fan fiction.
When you run out of economic arguments, you start inventing barnyard fan fiction.
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We all know Scott Bessent has lost a few screws, but I’ll never forget when he claimed beef prices are high because immigrants are smuggling diseased cattle from South America across the border.
When you run out of economic arguments, you start inventing barnyard fan fiction.
When you run out of economic arguments, you start inventing barnyard fan fiction.
🚨 NO WAY — HELL JUST FROZE OVER:
Ben Shapiro just told Matt Walsh and the Right that you won’t survive if you refuse to police your own extremists.
Ben Shapiro just told Matt Walsh and the Right that you won’t survive if you refuse to police your own extremists.
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🚨 NO WAY — HELL JUST FROZE OVER:
Ben Shapiro just told Matt Walsh and the Right that you won’t survive if you refuse to police your own extremists.
Ben Shapiro just told Matt Walsh and the Right that you won’t survive if you refuse to police your own extremists.
He never showed. He never answered.
House Democrats formally asked Prince Andrew to sit for questioning over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. He ignored it. No response. No cooperation. No accountability.
That’s not innocence. That’s evasion from a man who knows exactly what questions are coming.
House Democrats formally asked Prince Andrew to sit for questioning over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. He ignored it. No response. No cooperation. No accountability.
That’s not innocence. That’s evasion from a man who knows exactly what questions are coming.
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He never showed. He never answered.
House Democrats formally asked Prince Andrew to sit for questioning over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. He ignored it. No response. No cooperation. No accountability.
That’s not innocence. That’s evasion from a man who knows exactly what questions are coming.
House Democrats formally asked Prince Andrew to sit for questioning over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. He ignored it. No response. No cooperation. No accountability.
That’s not innocence. That’s evasion from a man who knows exactly what questions are coming.
Trump is privately warning GOP senators that if Democrats ever eliminate the filibuster, they’ll add D.C. and Puerto Rico as states and expand the Supreme Court.
Then comes the kicker: “But if you do what I say, they’ll most likely never attain power.”
It’s a cult, ruled by fear, not ideas.
Then comes the kicker: “But if you do what I say, they’ll most likely never attain power.”
It’s a cult, ruled by fear, not ideas.
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Trump is privately warning GOP senators that if Democrats ever eliminate the filibuster, they’ll add D.C. and Puerto Rico as states and expand the Supreme Court.
Then comes the kicker: “But if you do what I say, they’ll most likely never attain power.”
It’s a cult, ruled by fear, not ideas.
Then comes the kicker: “But if you do what I say, they’ll most likely never attain power.”
It’s a cult, ruled by fear, not ideas.
The pivot is shameless.
Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years amplifying QAnon garbage. Now she’s on The View pretending she was just an innocent bystander who got “misled by social media.”
From conspiracy peddler to self-declared victim.
Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years amplifying QAnon garbage. Now she’s on The View pretending she was just an innocent bystander who got “misled by social media.”
From conspiracy peddler to self-declared victim.
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The pivot is shameless.
Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years amplifying QAnon garbage. Now she’s on The View pretending she was just an innocent bystander who got “misled by social media.”
From conspiracy peddler to self-declared victim.
Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years amplifying QAnon garbage. Now she’s on The View pretending she was just an innocent bystander who got “misled by social media.”
From conspiracy peddler to self-declared victim.
BREAKING: Billionaire power meets editorial control, Larry Ellison’s media reach and Bari Weiss’s influence have quietly realigned CBS News, and the result is censorship that just happens to protect Trump when it matters most.
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
BREAKING: Billionaire power meets editorial control, Larry Ellison’s media reach and Bari Weiss’s influence have quietly realigned CBS News, and the result is censorship that just happens to protect Trump when it matters most.
🚨 NEW: Michelle Obama revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live that she and Barack Obama had plans with Rob and Michele Reiner on Sunday night.
That detail makes the tragedy even more devastating.
This wasn’t distant Hollywood news. These were real relationships, real lives, abruptly erased.
That detail makes the tragedy even more devastating.
This wasn’t distant Hollywood news. These were real relationships, real lives, abruptly erased.
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
🚨 NEW: Michelle Obama revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live that she and Barack Obama had plans with Rob and Michele Reiner on Sunday night.
That detail makes the tragedy even more devastating.
This wasn’t distant Hollywood news. These were real relationships, real lives, abruptly erased.
That detail makes the tragedy even more devastating.
This wasn’t distant Hollywood news. These were real relationships, real lives, abruptly erased.
🚨 BREAKING: Senator Tommy Tuberville just went full nativist on the Senate floor, telling a sitting U.S. Congresswoman to “go back” to Somalia and smearing immigrants as terrorists.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Senator Tommy Tuberville just went full nativist on the Senate floor, telling a sitting U.S. Congresswoman to “go back” to Somalia and smearing immigrants as terrorists.
Astonishing: Newly released Epstein estate documents show Jeffrey Epstein was texting Rep. Stacey Plaskett during a congressional hearing, feeding her lines she then asked on the record.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Astonishing: Newly released Epstein estate documents show Jeffrey Epstein was texting Rep. Stacey Plaskett during a congressional hearing, feeding her lines she then asked on the record.