Allen Whitlock, Author, Fancy Book Writing Person of Interest.
@allenwhitlock.bsky.social
Author page: https://amzn.to/2AYT5TL
The Last Border (436 pages)
https://amzn.to/2UxNmeR
If I Should Die Before It Wakes (148 pages)
https://amzn.to/37gNXGZ
Toanan the Heretic.
Poirot Penguin and the Crown Jewels and other stories.
The Last Border (436 pages)
https://amzn.to/2UxNmeR
If I Should Die Before It Wakes (148 pages)
https://amzn.to/37gNXGZ
Toanan the Heretic.
Poirot Penguin and the Crown Jewels and other stories.
Happy Monday! Snow’s back. Looks like 4” of heavy wet stuff. A good day to stay home and make baguettes. Got the ‘poolish’ going last night.
Good word. Means a starter.
My books:
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Good word. Means a starter.
My books:
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December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy Monday! Snow’s back. Looks like 4” of heavy wet stuff. A good day to stay home and make baguettes. Got the ‘poolish’ going last night.
Good word. Means a starter.
My books:
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Good word. Means a starter.
My books:
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Happy Sunday afternoon or evening perhaps! Hailey is reminding me I didn’t say hello today.
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December 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Happy Sunday afternoon or evening perhaps! Hailey is reminding me I didn’t say hello today.
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Happy post-Christmas Saturday!
I thought it was Saturday, yesterday! Now it is.
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I thought it was Saturday, yesterday! Now it is.
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December 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy post-Christmas Saturday!
I thought it was Saturday, yesterday! Now it is.
My books:
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I thought it was Saturday, yesterday! Now it is.
My books:
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Happy post-Christmas Saturday!
After your bowl is Sugar Pops while watching cartoons, think of buying one of these fine books.
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After your bowl is Sugar Pops while watching cartoons, think of buying one of these fine books.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Happy post-Christmas Saturday!
After your bowl is Sugar Pops while watching cartoons, think of buying one of these fine books.
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After your bowl is Sugar Pops while watching cartoons, think of buying one of these fine books.
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Merry Christmas!
Commercial free!
Commercial free!
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Merry Christmas!
Commercial free!
Commercial free!
Happy Wednesday and Merry Christmas Eve!
Curiously, it’s still the perfect day to buy one of these amazing books! (Excuse my blatant holiday commercialism. :-)
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Curiously, it’s still the perfect day to buy one of these amazing books! (Excuse my blatant holiday commercialism. :-)
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December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Wednesday and Merry Christmas Eve!
Curiously, it’s still the perfect day to buy one of these amazing books! (Excuse my blatant holiday commercialism. :-)
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Curiously, it’s still the perfect day to buy one of these amazing books! (Excuse my blatant holiday commercialism. :-)
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Happy Tuesday!
It’s Christmas week AND Oak Island Day! What could be better?
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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It’s Christmas week AND Oak Island Day! What could be better?
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy Tuesday!
It’s Christmas week AND Oak Island Day! What could be better?
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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It’s Christmas week AND Oak Island Day! What could be better?
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Happy Monday!
Christmas Week!
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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Christmas Week!
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Monday!
Christmas Week!
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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Christmas Week!
The perfect day to buy one of these amazing books!
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Happy Sunday!
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Happy Sunday!
Reposted by Allen Whitlock, Author, Fancy Book Writing Person of Interest.
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by Allen Whitlock, Author, Fancy Book Writing Person of Interest.
Happy Friday!
Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
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Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
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December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy Friday!
Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
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Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Happy Friday!
Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy Friday!
Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frigg (or possibly Freyja), both associated with love, beauty, and fertility.
So, it’s Frigging Friday! (Or Freyja, Y’all!)
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Reposted by Allen Whitlock, Author, Fancy Book Writing Person of Interest.
I'm increasingly convinced Trump's inner circle is giving him busy work (the White House ballroom, Kennedy Center, presidential plaques, gold decorations, etc.) while they essentially run the government. He admits that he doesn't even know who he is pardoning anymore.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm increasingly convinced Trump's inner circle is giving him busy work (the White House ballroom, Kennedy Center, presidential plaques, gold decorations, etc.) while they essentially run the government. He admits that he doesn't even know who he is pardoning anymore.
Happy Thursday! No thunder but it’s still Donnerstag. Thor must be resting on his day.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Happy Thursday! No thunder but it’s still Donnerstag. Thor must be resting on his day.
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Happy Wednesday! Oden’s Day but apparently it’s Mercury’s Day and Oden/Woten doesn’t get a planet. It’s complicated.
…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Wednesday! Oden’s Day but apparently it’s Mercury’s Day and Oden/Woten doesn’t get a planet. It’s complicated.
…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Happy Wednesday! It’s Oden’s Day but don’t know what planet that is.
…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy Wednesday! It’s Oden’s Day but don’t know what planet that is.
…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
www.amazon.com/stores/autho...
Happy Tuesday! I don’t know what planet that is but I do know, it’s Oak Island Day and…
…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Tuesday! I don’t know what planet that is but I do know, it’s Oak Island Day and…
…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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…it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Happy Moon Day! I know it’s just a big old rock but it’s kind of pretty at night.
And it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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And it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Moon Day! I know it’s just a big old rock but it’s kind of pretty at night.
And it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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And it’s yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Good Sunday morning!
Yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Good Sunday morning!
Yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Yet another excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Good day of Saturn (the cool god with the ring) morning!
An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good day of Saturn (the cool god with the ring) morning!
An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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Reposted by Allen Whitlock, Author, Fancy Book Writing Person of Interest.
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good Thursday (Thor is happy) morning!
An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Good Thursday (Thor is happy) morning!
An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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An excellent day to enjoy one of these fine books!
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