@allicorrea.bsky.social
If I’ve said it once I’ll say it a hundred times. Do not invite people to an event at dinner time if you do not plan to feed them!!
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If I’ve said it once I’ll say it a hundred times. Do not invite people to an event at dinner time if you do not plan to feed them!!
I fear Whitney is going to EAAAAAT on DWTS
July 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I fear Whitney is going to EAAAAAT on DWTS
Curtains are such a tactile experience how the fuck do you buy them online I have no idea what I’m doing
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Curtains are such a tactile experience how the fuck do you buy them online I have no idea what I’m doing
Golly Ned I haven’t been this stressed about my mom in a hot minute
May 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Golly Ned I haven’t been this stressed about my mom in a hot minute
Body oil has been such a blessing and a curse
Blessing because soft smooth sumptuous yum
Curse because it made my leg hairs so soft I fully forgot to shave them and didn’t realize that I hadn’t until post shower lotioning
Blessing because soft smooth sumptuous yum
Curse because it made my leg hairs so soft I fully forgot to shave them and didn’t realize that I hadn’t until post shower lotioning
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Body oil has been such a blessing and a curse
Blessing because soft smooth sumptuous yum
Curse because it made my leg hairs so soft I fully forgot to shave them and didn’t realize that I hadn’t until post shower lotioning
Blessing because soft smooth sumptuous yum
Curse because it made my leg hairs so soft I fully forgot to shave them and didn’t realize that I hadn’t until post shower lotioning
I really don’t even care about The Greatest Showman like that and yet that damn “come back home” song sends me into tears every!! Time!!
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I really don’t even care about The Greatest Showman like that and yet that damn “come back home” song sends me into tears every!! Time!!
I will never get over that as part of my job I get to send emails with the subject line “Bigfoot Update”
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I will never get over that as part of my job I get to send emails with the subject line “Bigfoot Update”
I’m begging with my whole chest for TikTok singers to open their mouths when they sing god bless it PLEASE
March 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m begging with my whole chest for TikTok singers to open their mouths when they sing god bless it PLEASE
I fear I’m starting to get the “make a major change to your hair” itch again
March 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I fear I’m starting to get the “make a major change to your hair” itch again
One of my favorite bits of knowledge in the world is that I stress my bestie’s husband out juuuust a little bit with the hour at which I do my daily Duolingo and he fears for our streak / friend quests because I’m an hour behind them and have that much more time to complete it
Sorry not sorry Mike
Sorry not sorry Mike
March 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One of my favorite bits of knowledge in the world is that I stress my bestie’s husband out juuuust a little bit with the hour at which I do my daily Duolingo and he fears for our streak / friend quests because I’m an hour behind them and have that much more time to complete it
Sorry not sorry Mike
Sorry not sorry Mike
Holy hell moving sucks!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Holy hell moving sucks!!
Sorry for harmonizing in the car, I grew up on the corner of Musical Theatre Ave and Pop Punk Way
February 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sorry for harmonizing in the car, I grew up on the corner of Musical Theatre Ave and Pop Punk Way
This is a weird game for me because I a) love Taylor so yay Travis but b) hate Mahomes because he has a smarmy face / attitude and also c) love Jalen because Bama
So I’m just gonna drink a hot toddy and watch the chaos
So I’m just gonna drink a hot toddy and watch the chaos
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is a weird game for me because I a) love Taylor so yay Travis but b) hate Mahomes because he has a smarmy face / attitude and also c) love Jalen because Bama
So I’m just gonna drink a hot toddy and watch the chaos
So I’m just gonna drink a hot toddy and watch the chaos
Not Kendrick looking DIRECTLY in the camera for “Hey Drake” I am SCREAMING
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not Kendrick looking DIRECTLY in the camera for “Hey Drake” I am SCREAMING
Reposted
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
Is Tom Brady wearing eyeliner??
February 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Is Tom Brady wearing eyeliner??
I really just want to know how many streams Snow on the Beach got this week with the weather being insane
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I really just want to know how many streams Snow on the Beach got this week with the weather being insane
I think I’m addicted to Zillow
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I think I’m addicted to Zillow
book opinion: a glossary is not an adequate substitution for appropriate world building / explanation in text
January 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
book opinion: a glossary is not an adequate substitution for appropriate world building / explanation in text
My BG3 ranger has no fucking people skills
and we have LOST astarion from the party COMPLETELY
after running the cazador fight LITERALLY 35 times
are you KIDDING MEEEEE
and we have LOST astarion from the party COMPLETELY
after running the cazador fight LITERALLY 35 times
are you KIDDING MEEEEE
January 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My BG3 ranger has no fucking people skills
and we have LOST astarion from the party COMPLETELY
after running the cazador fight LITERALLY 35 times
are you KIDDING MEEEEE
and we have LOST astarion from the party COMPLETELY
after running the cazador fight LITERALLY 35 times
are you KIDDING MEEEEE
I genuinely could not be more excited about all the Insta stories I’m seeing today of Georgia friends and their babies seeing snow for the first time 🥰😭💕
January 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I genuinely could not be more excited about all the Insta stories I’m seeing today of Georgia friends and their babies seeing snow for the first time 🥰😭💕
I just put maple brown sugar creamer in my breakfast tea for the first time and now I am ✨insufferable✨
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I just put maple brown sugar creamer in my breakfast tea for the first time and now I am ✨insufferable✨
Big thanks to Bo Burnham for turning me into a paranoid person during winter, where I wake up smelling things burning, but it is in fact my heat kicking on for the first time ever and not me having a stroke. 💕
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Big thanks to Bo Burnham for turning me into a paranoid person during winter, where I wake up smelling things burning, but it is in fact my heat kicking on for the first time ever and not me having a stroke. 💕
I’ve spent 4 collective hours in the past 12 looking at bed frames because I have an Amazon gift card and mine squeaks horribly but I am *paralyzed* by *choice*!!
December 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I’ve spent 4 collective hours in the past 12 looking at bed frames because I have an Amazon gift card and mine squeaks horribly but I am *paralyzed* by *choice*!!
Girl how do you have a virtual event and only provide physical mailing addresses??!!??
December 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Girl how do you have a virtual event and only provide physical mailing addresses??!!??