i want to hibernate but capitalism demands I remain awake & productive

The porg slippers too 😂

Not knocking anyone who’s enjoying it

Although I’m not entirely sure who their target audience is

so close

yet so far

*repeatedly pressing refresh on your page*

'active'

removing this jibberish from my canon by never reading it

we didn't get banned

we were asked not to come because idiots in this fandom think it's normal & okay to send us & con staff graphic death threats a week before con

as if we haven't been vending at this convention for 15 years (we have)

& he also didn't know who the fuck any of these sick fucks are

why would you do that?

go onto the Internet & lie like this?

anyways since you seem like you got a few questions & concerns & grave misunderstandings how about you contact us at [email protected] before doing this shit

well this is a lie

just flat out

no one involved in this bullshit has any links whatsoever with exotic-erotics

i had to look this up because even though I've been in this fandom for longer than you've been alive i didn't know who the fuck any of these people were

i even asked my bossman-

Head Canon:

those jedi texts are pretty new looking for being very old books
i think Ben Solo transcribed at least a few of them himself while at Luke's academy

be angry

i don't give a shit

but the shippers had absolutely zero control over where this series went & blaming us for the directors/writers decisions, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴, is like blaming bakers for rising egg prices

be mad at jj abrams & terrio

fans didn't make Ben Solo related 2 Han & Leia

that interrogation scene in TFA is telling

Ben says he sees a whole bunch of shit from Rey he's been experiencing

'you're lonely, struggle to sleep'

yeah Ben sounds familiar

i think he was also dreaming of a ocean/island & it's why he brought it up & I won't be convinced otherwise

oh my god these are perfect

i love everything about this

All that is besides the point

Multiple people said they were going to shoot us
& con has already experienced a bombing once before

𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡

if you have any more questions or concerns please contact us at [email protected] before spreading more misinformation on our casting process

The process we use to cast animals is no different & 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 less detrimental than the current system we use in basic animal farming

People in those jobs are not zoophiles because that's not what a zoophile /is/

The animals we cast are working animals & are not harmed mentally or physically