Alligator Jesie
@alligatorjesie.bsky.social
Silicone Dicksmith - kill your fuckin' lawn
My avatar is from Pokerface
If you didn’t know that please go watch Rian Johnson’s Columbo fanfiction Pokerface
My avatar is from Pokerface
If you didn’t know that please go watch Rian Johnson’s Columbo fanfiction Pokerface
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“The tantalizing tale of hidden romance and forbidden lust!” BYE
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“The tantalizing tale of hidden romance and forbidden lust!” BYE
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❌ trad-wife
✅ trad-wolf
✅ trad-wolf
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
❌ trad-wife
✅ trad-wolf
✅ trad-wolf
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#Reylo Artists - we want to help share your fantastic art, manips, moodies, animations, comics & other creations far & wide! Tag it #reyloart & we'll RT!
Thanks to the terrific @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social for letting us feature them this April - please check out their work & follow!
Thanks to the terrific @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social for letting us feature them this April - please check out their work & follow!
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
#Reylo Artists - we want to help share your fantastic art, manips, moodies, animations, comics & other creations far & wide! Tag it #reyloart & we'll RT!
Thanks to the terrific @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social for letting us feature them this April - please check out their work & follow!
Thanks to the terrific @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social for letting us feature them this April - please check out their work & follow!
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The only possible reason to deny them is that they’re both so scorchingly hot on their own, the screens might actually catch fire if they were allowed to play Rey and Ben as a fully realized, adult couple.
REYLO TOGETHER CMON we need themmmmm 😭🩵❤️🦋 variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Daisy Ridley Praises ‘Star Wars’ Fans for Rallying Behind ‘Hunt for Ben Solo’: Adam Driver Revealing Disney Axed the Movie Is the ‘Big Surprise of the Year’
Daisy Ridley says Adam Driver revealing Disney axed his standalone 'Star Wars' movie 'The Hunt for Ben Solo' was a big surprise.
variety.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The only possible reason to deny them is that they’re both so scorchingly hot on their own, the screens might actually catch fire if they were allowed to play Rey and Ben as a fully realized, adult couple.
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Bob Iger: A Ben Solo movie?! That sounds too risky.
Also Bob Iger: what’s that company that turns our beloved family characters into big-tittied babes getting teamed by monstrous cocks? Yeah, let’s give them a billion dollars.
Also Bob Iger: what’s that company that turns our beloved family characters into big-tittied babes getting teamed by monstrous cocks? Yeah, let’s give them a billion dollars.
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bob Iger: A Ben Solo movie?! That sounds too risky.
Also Bob Iger: what’s that company that turns our beloved family characters into big-tittied babes getting teamed by monstrous cocks? Yeah, let’s give them a billion dollars.
Also Bob Iger: what’s that company that turns our beloved family characters into big-tittied babes getting teamed by monstrous cocks? Yeah, let’s give them a billion dollars.
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Bob Iger really making the worst decisions
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Bob Iger really making the worst decisions
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part 1 of day 11 #ArtAdventCalendar
"cornfedbigdaddy (Amazon 5-star theater)"
first posted 11 dec 2024
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/r9eXEXk
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/cGkFXCJ
"cornfedbigdaddy (Amazon 5-star theater)"
first posted 11 dec 2024
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/r9eXEXk
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/cGkFXCJ
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
part 1 of day 11 #ArtAdventCalendar
"cornfedbigdaddy (Amazon 5-star theater)"
first posted 11 dec 2024
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/r9eXEXk
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/cGkFXCJ
"cornfedbigdaddy (Amazon 5-star theater)"
first posted 11 dec 2024
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/r9eXEXk
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/cGkFXCJ
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decided to share the reylo fancomic 《碎片》 for free.
IX left me so confused that rewatching scenes still hurts… so I drew this book in slow motion.
It’s fully public. If you buy it, that’s just a very kind support.
IX left me so confused that rewatching scenes still hurts… so I drew this book in slow motion.
It’s fully public. If you buy it, that’s just a very kind support.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
decided to share the reylo fancomic 《碎片》 for free.
IX left me so confused that rewatching scenes still hurts… so I drew this book in slow motion.
It’s fully public. If you buy it, that’s just a very kind support.
IX left me so confused that rewatching scenes still hurts… so I drew this book in slow motion.
It’s fully public. If you buy it, that’s just a very kind support.
all of these organisms evolved on the same planet we did, many for much longer than we've existed, but for some reason we struggle to comprehend the reality that our fellow earthlings have more in common with us than they have unrelated to us
Plant communication is not a fantasy; it's a biological response to specific cues.
www.zmescience.com/science/news...
www.zmescience.com/science/news...
The More We Study Forests, the More It Seems Like Plants Might Be Cooperating and "Talking" to Each Other
Trees may look still and silent, but they’re engaged in a constant, complex dialogue—through air, soil, and even electricity.
www.zmescience.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
all of these organisms evolved on the same planet we did, many for much longer than we've existed, but for some reason we struggle to comprehend the reality that our fellow earthlings have more in common with us than they have unrelated to us
disney I can't believe we're 6 years past tros & the only Ben Solo toy we can buy is a fucking funkcopop
like you're allergic to money
shame on you disney
like you're allergic to money
shame on you disney
"Ben Solo is a popular character"
Hey yo Disney where's our Ben Solo black series figure huh?
Hey yo Disney where's our Ben Solo black series figure huh?
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
disney I can't believe we're 6 years past tros & the only Ben Solo toy we can buy is a fucking funkcopop
like you're allergic to money
shame on you disney
like you're allergic to money
shame on you disney
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Fill your TL with #Reylo art and discover talented Reylo artists! Reyloartbot RTs & promotes art tagged #reyloart! Help spread the word!
And please check out and follow our spectacular December-featured artist @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social !
And please check out and follow our spectacular December-featured artist @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social !
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fill your TL with #Reylo art and discover talented Reylo artists! Reyloartbot RTs & promotes art tagged #reyloart! Help spread the word!
And please check out and follow our spectacular December-featured artist @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social !
And please check out and follow our spectacular December-featured artist @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social !
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New comic! 'Fathoms Deep'
https://www.trapfinders.com/comic/fathoms-deep/
Trapfinders Chapter 6, page 7
#trapfinders #webcomic #hiroko #fox #solo #swimsuit #nightmare #underwater #female
https://www.trapfinders.com/comic/fathoms-deep/
Trapfinders Chapter 6, page 7
#trapfinders #webcomic #hiroko #fox #solo #swimsuit #nightmare #underwater #female
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
New comic! 'Fathoms Deep'
https://www.trapfinders.com/comic/fathoms-deep/
Trapfinders Chapter 6, page 7
#trapfinders #webcomic #hiroko #fox #solo #swimsuit #nightmare #underwater #female
https://www.trapfinders.com/comic/fathoms-deep/
Trapfinders Chapter 6, page 7
#trapfinders #webcomic #hiroko #fox #solo #swimsuit #nightmare #underwater #female
a close up of my succulent selection
also my inch plant is flowering
also my inch plant is flowering
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
a close up of my succulent selection
also my inch plant is flowering
also my inch plant is flowering
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Got my hands on a nice olive wood scraper spoon and said mmmm that needs a boar 🐗
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Got my hands on a nice olive wood scraper spoon and said mmmm that needs a boar 🐗
the irony of not understanding when you post about specific content bluesky will show you more things from the topics you continue to talk about
this is literally a case of 'dont like? don't interact.'
truly living rent free in in your head i love it
this is literally a case of 'dont like? don't interact.'
truly living rent free in in your head i love it
Since I'm getting a bunch of reylo and ben solo/kylo ren stuff on my feed, I need to make something clear.
I HATE Ben Solo and Reylo.
He was a great villain until they took off his helmet and made his relationship with Rey a central part of the plot.
And he doesn't deserve a redemption arc.
I HATE Ben Solo and Reylo.
He was a great villain until they took off his helmet and made his relationship with Rey a central part of the plot.
And he doesn't deserve a redemption arc.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
the irony of not understanding when you post about specific content bluesky will show you more things from the topics you continue to talk about
this is literally a case of 'dont like? don't interact.'
truly living rent free in in your head i love it
this is literally a case of 'dont like? don't interact.'
truly living rent free in in your head i love it
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
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doodle of Rey in A Loose Connection by Kristin Baver, after The Broken Pitcher by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
doodle of Rey in A Loose Connection by Kristin Baver, after The Broken Pitcher by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
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we weren't kicked out so much as asked not to come because real people using their real names & email address said they were going to do us real harm
shame on 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 miserable fucks
MFF has already experienced a bombing once & understandably didn't feel safe & we didn't either
so no mff this year
shame on 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 miserable fucks
MFF has already experienced a bombing once & understandably didn't feel safe & we didn't either
so no mff this year
MFF kicking Exotic Erotics out of their dealer room after caving to pressure and threats from the twitter kink police certainly bodes ill
The cycle goes on in an ever-tightening conservative noose because they never get it... you can't persecute kinks you don't like without harming ALL adult spaces
The cycle goes on in an ever-tightening conservative noose because they never get it... you can't persecute kinks you don't like without harming ALL adult spaces
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
we weren't kicked out so much as asked not to come because real people using their real names & email address said they were going to do us real harm
shame on 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 miserable fucks
MFF has already experienced a bombing once & understandably didn't feel safe & we didn't either
so no mff this year
shame on 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 miserable fucks
MFF has already experienced a bombing once & understandably didn't feel safe & we didn't either
so no mff this year
Hello comrades
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hello comrades
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
Just wanted to update y’all on the shitasses sending Midwest Furfest & Exotic-Erotics death threats & harassment situation to let y’all know we won’t be vending there this year
Which if I’m asked to deal with the stress & exhaustion of traveling to con vs staying home & hanging out-
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Wavewolf masks are available! These blank urethane casts are ready to ship. The one I'm wearing here was painted to look like old metal! These require minimal sanding and clean up and are a good mask to try if you are somewhat new to mask customizing. missmonster.myshopify.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wavewolf masks are available! These blank urethane casts are ready to ship. The one I'm wearing here was painted to look like old metal! These require minimal sanding and clean up and are a good mask to try if you are somewhat new to mask customizing. missmonster.myshopify.com
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day 4 #ArtAdventCalendar
"Adam Driver #84 (VMan 2015)"
first posted on 20 Sep 2021
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/wg15Tbu
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/FDl2nzS
(in case you're wondering: yeah, I mostly paint this guy, he's been my muse since jan 2020)
"Adam Driver #84 (VMan 2015)"
first posted on 20 Sep 2021
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/wg15Tbu
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/FDl2nzS
(in case you're wondering: yeah, I mostly paint this guy, he's been my muse since jan 2020)
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
day 4 #ArtAdventCalendar
"Adam Driver #84 (VMan 2015)"
first posted on 20 Sep 2021
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/wg15Tbu
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/FDl2nzS
(in case you're wondering: yeah, I mostly paint this guy, he's been my muse since jan 2020)
"Adam Driver #84 (VMan 2015)"
first posted on 20 Sep 2021
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/wg15Tbu
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/FDl2nzS
(in case you're wondering: yeah, I mostly paint this guy, he's been my muse since jan 2020)
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day 3 #ArtAdventCalendar
sometimes I do self portraits (hi!)
"Cello 2023"
first posted 14 Jan 2024
digital painting / #art
read the essay here: buff.ly/tdT0XX0
sometimes I do self portraits (hi!)
"Cello 2023"
first posted 14 Jan 2024
digital painting / #art
read the essay here: buff.ly/tdT0XX0
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
day 3 #ArtAdventCalendar
sometimes I do self portraits (hi!)
"Cello 2023"
first posted 14 Jan 2024
digital painting / #art
read the essay here: buff.ly/tdT0XX0
sometimes I do self portraits (hi!)
"Cello 2023"
first posted 14 Jan 2024
digital painting / #art
read the essay here: buff.ly/tdT0XX0