Allison Pons
@allisonpons.bsky.social
Founder of the Mother Robot Agency. Anti-bro-sciopath. Passionate about tech, innovation, Afghan rights, painting, history, piano, scifi. 🖖Callipygian. Feminine feminist. Author: Bon Rappetite: the Hip Hop Cookbook 💕
I support Animaltifa 🦖🐬🐸🦄🐹🐿️🦔🦊🦝🐼🐖🫎🐄🦬🫏🐎🧸🐍🐝🦅🐥🐞🐢🦁
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I support Animaltifa 🦖🐬🐸🦄🐹🐿️🦔🦊🦝🐼🐖🫎🐄🦬🫏🐎🧸🐍🐝🦅🐥🐞🐢🦁
Thank God Melania is at the forefront of this issue. Only she can lead humanity through the Cyberwars.
September 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thank God Melania is at the forefront of this issue. Only she can lead humanity through the Cyberwars.
“My indigo child” you mean the one that is screaming in the food court?
September 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“My indigo child” you mean the one that is screaming in the food court?
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A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.
-Credits: NASA
-Credits: NASA
August 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.
-Credits: NASA
-Credits: NASA
My kingdom for a TV that would just stay on whatever input I had it on last.
August 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My kingdom for a TV that would just stay on whatever input I had it on last.
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I laughed too hard at this!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
August 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I laughed too hard at this!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I’m like “thank god I ended up normal,” as I read my 23rd book on Egyptology and obsess over birds in my area and their social dynamics.
August 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m like “thank god I ended up normal,” as I read my 23rd book on Egyptology and obsess over birds in my area and their social dynamics.
This oak titmouse is the third bird I’ve rescued this week. #nokings #leaveimmigrantsalone
June 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This oak titmouse is the third bird I’ve rescued this week. #nokings #leaveimmigrantsalone
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thinking about this one for some reason
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
thinking about this one for some reason
I would like to go back to 1998 to tell everyone at my high school that 311 is playing a winery by my house.
June 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I would like to go back to 1998 to tell everyone at my high school that 311 is playing a winery by my house.
I had this exact piece of shit car.
I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
June 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I had this exact piece of shit car.
Does anyone else remember the Jerky Boys? Let’s goooooooo
I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.
May 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Does anyone else remember the Jerky Boys? Let’s goooooooo
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Your favorite 2000s indie band on their 2025 reunion tour
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Your favorite 2000s indie band on their 2025 reunion tour
If you don’t know what’s going on with Chinese social media…they’re roasting the shit out of us. 😂
May 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you don’t know what’s going on with Chinese social media…they’re roasting the shit out of us. 😂
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he is rizzin’
is this anything
is this anything
April 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
he is rizzin’
is this anything
is this anything
My trans step-mom just had her passport renewed and these stupid bullies changed her gender back to male. This is what the mfers in power are doing with our tax dollars.
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March 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My trans step-mom just had her passport renewed and these stupid bullies changed her gender back to male. This is what the mfers in power are doing with our tax dollars.
Support her and buy her book. www.signaturebooks.com/books/p/dict...
Support her and buy her book. www.signaturebooks.com/books/p/dict...
This dork never caused a ruckus in college at any point because he wasn’t cool.
Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: "We revoked her visa ... once you've lost your visa, you're no longer legally in the United States ... if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don't want it. We don't want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country."
March 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This dork never caused a ruckus in college at any point because he wasn’t cool.
This is basically my burner account.
March 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is basically my burner account.
One two prices kneel before you just go ahead now 🤘
March 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One two prices kneel before you just go ahead now 🤘
Not since “Pokémon Go to the polls…”
Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon?
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
They always Pikachu.
Not very good, I know.
I’ll show myself out.
March 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not since “Pokémon Go to the polls…”
Work is going great today… @valerietosi.bsky.social @motherrobot.bsky.social
March 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Work is going great today… @valerietosi.bsky.social @motherrobot.bsky.social
Democrats: in order to save democracy, the protests need to be ✨less lame.✨
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
March 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Democrats: in order to save democracy, the protests need to be ✨less lame.✨
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
This called “Stalinism.”
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
February 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This called “Stalinism.”
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
Dude. I just realized I once got in a Twitter WAR with the new Deputy Director of the FBI. 💁♀️
February 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Dude. I just realized I once got in a Twitter WAR with the new Deputy Director of the FBI. 💁♀️