Allison Pons
@allisonpons.bsky.social
Founder of the Mother Robot Agency. Anti-bro-sciopath. Passionate about tech, innovation, Afghan rights, painting, history, piano, scifi. 🖖Callipygian. Feminine feminist. Author: Bon Rappetite: the Hip Hop Cookbook 💕
Thank God Melania is at the forefront of this issue. Only she can lead humanity through the Cyberwars.
September 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thank God Melania is at the forefront of this issue. Only she can lead humanity through the Cyberwars.
Happy Father’s Day!
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy Father’s Day!
This oak titmouse is the third bird I’ve rescued this week. #nokings #leaveimmigrantsalone
June 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This oak titmouse is the third bird I’ve rescued this week. #nokings #leaveimmigrantsalone
I would like to go back to 1998 to tell everyone at my high school that 311 is playing a winery by my house.
June 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I would like to go back to 1998 to tell everyone at my high school that 311 is playing a winery by my house.
God what’s worse is when they do things that are *embarrassing.* Can this not be the world’s lamest fall of Democracy?
June 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
God what’s worse is when they do things that are *embarrassing.* Can this not be the world’s lamest fall of Democracy?
If you don’t know what’s going on with Chinese social media…they’re roasting the shit out of us. 😂
May 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If you don’t know what’s going on with Chinese social media…they’re roasting the shit out of us. 😂
This is basically my burner account.
March 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is basically my burner account.
One two prices kneel before you just go ahead now 🤘
March 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One two prices kneel before you just go ahead now 🤘
Work is going great today… @valerietosi.bsky.social @motherrobot.bsky.social
March 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Work is going great today… @valerietosi.bsky.social @motherrobot.bsky.social
Democrats: in order to save democracy, the protests need to be ✨less lame.✨
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
March 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Democrats: in order to save democracy, the protests need to be ✨less lame.✨
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
Get that flying d*lido working! Storm the Capitol with a bunch of squirrels! Make David Copperfield disappear the Statue of Liberty! Steal a cruise ship to rescue immigrants!
Don’t forget the MAGA cougars! Not a natural hair in sight, just National Socialist Women's League-blonde, as far as the eye can see.
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Don’t forget the MAGA cougars! Not a natural hair in sight, just National Socialist Women's League-blonde, as far as the eye can see.
This called “Stalinism.”
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
February 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This called “Stalinism.”
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
God elected officials are such ✨gutless cowards✨
It’s almost Spring.
February 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’s almost Spring.
There’s something sad and wonderful about little videos of my step-babies when they were little. It’s nice. It’s beautiful. We are ephemeral beings.
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
There’s something sad and wonderful about little videos of my step-babies when they were little. It’s nice. It’s beautiful. We are ephemeral beings.
When my little sister was 15 for her birthday she made my entire not-high, Mormon family watch and listen to The Wizard of Oz / Dark Side of the Moon.
That is the only thing she asked for.
We kept having to re-sync it up because of the FBI Warning at the beginning of the VHS.
That is the only thing she asked for.
We kept having to re-sync it up because of the FBI Warning at the beginning of the VHS.
January 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When my little sister was 15 for her birthday she made my entire not-high, Mormon family watch and listen to The Wizard of Oz / Dark Side of the Moon.
That is the only thing she asked for.
We kept having to re-sync it up because of the FBI Warning at the beginning of the VHS.
That is the only thing she asked for.
We kept having to re-sync it up because of the FBI Warning at the beginning of the VHS.
The girls when we get our eyebrows laminated 💅
January 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The girls when we get our eyebrows laminated 💅
From CES Bingo with @valerietosi.bsky.social 😂
January 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
From CES Bingo with @valerietosi.bsky.social 😂
Things in Vegas with @valerietosi.bsky.social are going great so far. #CES2025
January 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Things in Vegas with @valerietosi.bsky.social are going great so far. #CES2025
January 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM