Allison Shmallison
@allisonshmallison.bsky.social
They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!
Plotting revenge
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Plotting revenge
If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without explanation
Sometimes I just really love where I’m from. I’m now in the holiday spirit thanks to the elf on a shelf-bluey dance battle.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sometimes I just really love where I’m from. I’m now in the holiday spirit thanks to the elf on a shelf-bluey dance battle.
Stripey being the most cuddly boy who ever cuddled. He bit me 5 seconds after I took this picture bc he’s also an asshole and I would die for him.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Stripey being the most cuddly boy who ever cuddled. He bit me 5 seconds after I took this picture bc he’s also an asshole and I would die for him.
Braved south beach to see some art for Basel/Art Week. Some was good, some was not. Stopped into a crazy clothing store that was more fun than anything else we did all day.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Braved south beach to see some art for Basel/Art Week. Some was good, some was not. Stopped into a crazy clothing store that was more fun than anything else we did all day.
He’s had a tough day of taking multiple naps
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He’s had a tough day of taking multiple naps
Sparkle beads!
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sparkle beads!
Thankful for this little corner of the internet, and pretty sunsets
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Thankful for this little corner of the internet, and pretty sunsets
At the Sasquatch museum in Blue Ridge, Georgia. Way better than buc-ee’s 😆 great merch!
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
At the Sasquatch museum in Blue Ridge, Georgia. Way better than buc-ee’s 😆 great merch!
Guess who had a panic attack at buc-ee’s???? 🎉🎉🎉 (beaver chips are really good tho!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guess who had a panic attack at buc-ee’s???? 🎉🎉🎉 (beaver chips are really good tho!)
Anybody want anything? 🍗
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anybody want anything? 🍗
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
I love kitschy Americana shit. Going to try to get in a bunch on our way back south
After work hang with the gals
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After work hang with the gals
Who is she?
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who is she?
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
Happy Friday
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy Friday
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
Honorable mention to the story my bestie shared of more Halloween food. Lots of garlic, no vampires came.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Honorable mention to the story my bestie shared of more Halloween food. Lots of garlic, no vampires came.
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻