Allison Shmallison
@allisonshmallison.bsky.social
They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!
Plotting revenge
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Plotting revenge
Good lord I love that this video is on repeat. Just that guy getting punched over and over
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Good lord I love that this video is on repeat. Just that guy getting punched over and over
Happy birthday!!
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December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy birthday!!
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December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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He’s performing close to me and I can’t fucking wait!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He’s performing close to me and I can’t fucking wait!!!!!
I’ll bring snacks
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December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’ll bring snacks
Not the hot dog 😭 #afv #4thofjuly #funny #shorts
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December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so bad. He just sounds like he’s yelling.
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s so bad. He just sounds like he’s yelling.
Honestly the only Christmas music I think matters is John Denver and the Muppets - A Christmas Together. Everything else is doodoo 💩 🗑️
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December 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Honestly the only Christmas music I think matters is John Denver and the Muppets - A Christmas Together. Everything else is doodoo 💩 🗑️
I came here to say too!! So annoying but now it’s stuck in my head 😩
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I came here to say too!! So annoying but now it’s stuck in my head 😩
It makes me giggle too 💚♥️
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It makes me giggle too 💚♥️
Tell Fergus I love him!
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Tell Fergus I love him!
That looks amazing! It’s going to be beautiful 😍
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
That looks amazing! It’s going to be beautiful 😍
Ooooooo so exciting!!! What are you getting? Don’t be nervous, you’re gonna have a great time. But yes pack water and snacks ❤️❤️❤️ (I got another one today!)
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ooooooo so exciting!!! What are you getting? Don’t be nervous, you’re gonna have a great time. But yes pack water and snacks ❤️❤️❤️ (I got another one today!)
Happy for you! ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Happy for you! ❤️
That’s the only type of migraine I get and it’s so strange! Happens rarely and is like a shimmering zigzag circle that starts at the edge of my eye site and slowly gets smaller and more disorienting. It doesn’t hurt but I have to get to a dark room fast
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That’s the only type of migraine I get and it’s so strange! Happens rarely and is like a shimmering zigzag circle that starts at the edge of my eye site and slowly gets smaller and more disorienting. It doesn’t hurt but I have to get to a dark room fast
😳 stay safe and warm!
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
😳 stay safe and warm!