Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
moral of the story, don’t sleep next to your charging power bank because holy shit it can literally exploded into flames with no warning. and if you have these anker chargers from Costco, pls go return them
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
moral of the story, don’t sleep next to your charging power bank because holy shit it can literally exploded into flames with no warning. and if you have these anker chargers from Costco, pls go return them
did i leave anyone’s fav Thanksgiving dish off the menu?
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
did i leave anyone’s fav Thanksgiving dish off the menu?
RIP someone pls teach me to make it
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
RIP someone pls teach me to make it
it’s a sick day soup—basically veggies cooked in chicken broth & then you blend til smooth and serve over pastina (tiny pasta)
i recommend without cheese anyway, but def no cheese if you’re sick imo
i recommend without cheese anyway, but def no cheese if you’re sick imo
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
it’s a sick day soup—basically veggies cooked in chicken broth & then you blend til smooth and serve over pastina (tiny pasta)
i recommend without cheese anyway, but def no cheese if you’re sick imo
i recommend without cheese anyway, but def no cheese if you’re sick imo
my superpower is that when i hear you’re sick, i transform into your Nonna and make you Italian Penicillin
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
my superpower is that when i hear you’re sick, i transform into your Nonna and make you Italian Penicillin
the ideal kind of sweatshirt to steal from a man. i’m begggggggging Margaret Howell to make a mockneck zip neck sweatshirt in navy
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
the ideal kind of sweatshirt to steal from a man. i’m begggggggging Margaret Howell to make a mockneck zip neck sweatshirt in navy
finally got my hands on some 😍
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
finally got my hands on some 😍
i’ve been chronically underbabied my entire life because i have never once experienced a nap bundled up in the freezing cold outside a Danish pub
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i’ve been chronically underbabied my entire life because i have never once experienced a nap bundled up in the freezing cold outside a Danish pub
humor me with your in-n-out order while i wait
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
humor me with your in-n-out order while i wait
Diane Keaton 🥲🥰
her style, talent, whit made her a very lovable person! when i was little i watched Baby Boom on repeat over and over and over—it’s still a comfort movie for me (among many of her other films)
i love that she defied so many of society’s expectations & lived so fully til the end 💖
her style, talent, whit made her a very lovable person! when i was little i watched Baby Boom on repeat over and over and over—it’s still a comfort movie for me (among many of her other films)
i love that she defied so many of society’s expectations & lived so fully til the end 💖
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Diane Keaton 🥲🥰
her style, talent, whit made her a very lovable person! when i was little i watched Baby Boom on repeat over and over and over—it’s still a comfort movie for me (among many of her other films)
i love that she defied so many of society’s expectations & lived so fully til the end 💖
her style, talent, whit made her a very lovable person! when i was little i watched Baby Boom on repeat over and over and over—it’s still a comfort movie for me (among many of her other films)
i love that she defied so many of society’s expectations & lived so fully til the end 💖
loooove L O V E Jonathan Anderson
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
loooove L O V E Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson for Dior on the other hand? didn’t love everything in the collection but i loved a lot of it and i trust where he’ll take Dior. the soft, supple, scrunchy bags were so needed! the masculine feminine juxtaposition is chef’s kiss
October 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jonathan Anderson for Dior on the other hand? didn’t love everything in the collection but i loved a lot of it and i trust where he’ll take Dior. the soft, supple, scrunchy bags were so needed! the masculine feminine juxtaposition is chef’s kiss
if i were a dude i would buy these immediately
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
if i were a dude i would buy these immediately
i’m General Thousand Yard Stare
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i’m General Thousand Yard Stare
i think there was some confusion from this post too because non-locals don’t know the names of those wards
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i think there was some confusion from this post too because non-locals don’t know the names of those wards
just found the juuuuuuuciest peaches and blackberries so it’s time to make this beauty again 😍
Peaches & Cream Blackberry Tart with a macaroon pecan crust 😋 🍽️
Peaches & Cream Blackberry Tart with a macaroon pecan crust 😋 🍽️
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just found the juuuuuuuciest peaches and blackberries so it’s time to make this beauty again 😍
Peaches & Cream Blackberry Tart with a macaroon pecan crust 😋 🍽️
Peaches & Cream Blackberry Tart with a macaroon pecan crust 😋 🍽️
just made some salsa with this can of diced tomatoes from Costco and discovered these spots at the bottom of the can when i rinsed it out—anyone know what this is? 🍽️
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
just made some salsa with this can of diced tomatoes from Costco and discovered these spots at the bottom of the can when i rinsed it out—anyone know what this is? 🍽️
we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
September 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
had to login to the bad place real quick to check what’s trending 👀
August 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
had to login to the bad place real quick to check what’s trending 👀
my fight or flight was like
August 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
my fight or flight was like