Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
(your Canadian girlfriend on Twitter ha)
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Alli Roberts
@allitude.bsky.social
· Feb 20
my DMs have reached the threshold where i just have to ignore them all because i’m overwhelmed. no hard feelings 😬
the angel tree kids that just asked for fast food gift cards are breaking my heart
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the angel tree kids that just asked for fast food gift cards are breaking my heart
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There have been so many jarring and painful and violent depictions of birth and postpartum and motherhood in American film the past few years… I wonder if something happened
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There have been so many jarring and painful and violent depictions of birth and postpartum and motherhood in American film the past few years… I wonder if something happened
when Danielle Bregoli said “oh who is you?” i felt that
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when Danielle Bregoli said “oh who is you?” i felt that
i’ve always felt people are a little too confident in their foraging skills
California health officials on Friday warned against foraging for wild mushrooms after a poison found in certain varieties killed one person and caused liver damage to others.
California Discourages Wild Mushroom Foraging After Fatal Outbreak
Officials said one person was killed and 20 others were poisoned after eating death cap mushrooms, which look and taste like safe mushrooms but can cause liver failure.
nyti.ms
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i’ve always felt people are a little too confident in their foraging skills
what’s your fav thing to get in your stocking? or what do you wish someone would put in your stocking?
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
what’s your fav thing to get in your stocking? or what do you wish someone would put in your stocking?
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you original
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you original
if you love me, you’ll look at the moon tonight
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
if you love me, you’ll look at the moon tonight
prison time for whoever invented sushi burritos
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
prison time for whoever invented sushi burritos
how many of my problems would be solved if i simply stopped sleeping alone? 😏
maybe i’ll do something about that in 2026 🙃
maybe i’ll do something about that in 2026 🙃
i’m healing well. i’m kinda surprised that it’s impacted me mentally most of all. i wish the lizard part of my brain that gets scared at night would listen to the logical part of my brain!
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
how many of my problems would be solved if i simply stopped sleeping alone? 😏
maybe i’ll do something about that in 2026 🙃
maybe i’ll do something about that in 2026 🙃
it’s like Amy Poehler’s podcast exists to delight me personally—love love LOVE these two youtu.be/KTMH76MLiTQ?...
by luck, i’ve had the opportunity to meet most of my favorite living feminist heroes, but Ina is one i have yet to meet. ✨manifesting✨ that i meet her in the next few years 💖
by luck, i’ve had the opportunity to meet most of my favorite living feminist heroes, but Ina is one i have yet to meet. ✨manifesting✨ that i meet her in the next few years 💖
Ina Garten | Good Hang with Amy Poehler
YouTube video by Good Hang with Amy Poehler
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it’s like Amy Poehler’s podcast exists to delight me personally—love love LOVE these two youtu.be/KTMH76MLiTQ?...
by luck, i’ve had the opportunity to meet most of my favorite living feminist heroes, but Ina is one i have yet to meet. ✨manifesting✨ that i meet her in the next few years 💖
by luck, i’ve had the opportunity to meet most of my favorite living feminist heroes, but Ina is one i have yet to meet. ✨manifesting✨ that i meet her in the next few years 💖
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Fuck that guy is my new motto
Since there’s been an arrest made in the pipe bombing case I want to take a moment to resurface the reporting of Michael Shellenberger, founder of Public & University of Austin Chair of Censorship Hoaxes. He did a media blitz “just asking questions” ab if the 💣 were a “disinfo campaign” by the FBI.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fuck that guy is my new motto
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This is a truly pathetic profile for somebody they’re trying to promote as a serious academic, my god
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is a truly pathetic profile for somebody they’re trying to promote as a serious academic, my god
ok what about wallet trackers? either Apple AirTag compatible wallets or the Find My compatible cards one can stick in their wallet
need to find a solution for a family member that’s losing their wallet more frequently these days
any opinions?
need to find a solution for a family member that’s losing their wallet more frequently these days
any opinions?
any opinions on the Apple iPhone MagSafe wallets?
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ok what about wallet trackers? either Apple AirTag compatible wallets or the Find My compatible cards one can stick in their wallet
need to find a solution for a family member that’s losing their wallet more frequently these days
any opinions?
need to find a solution for a family member that’s losing their wallet more frequently these days
any opinions?
any opinions on the Apple iPhone MagSafe wallets?
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
any opinions on the Apple iPhone MagSafe wallets?
who up watching their iPhone charge cuz you’re traumatized and afraid of having anything charge while you sleep cuz electrical fires are real and scary—just me?
and who would’ve guessed 5 days later, i would be awakened by a fireball RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEAD and would have to go to the ER and then transferred to a burn unit after putting the fire out with whatever blankets i could find. i’m going to be ok, but DAMM. smoke detector worked though
how i feel pulling out an eeeenormous ladder and changing all the batteries in the smoke detectors and swapping the air filters
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
who up watching their iPhone charge cuz you’re traumatized and afraid of having anything charge while you sleep cuz electrical fires are real and scary—just me?
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New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.
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New ad dropped. Let’s go! I'm running for Congress in Utah's 1st District to take on big corporations & the billionaires. To make housing & energy more affordable, fight for Medicare for All, protect our public lands, & to build a future for all of us.
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
lemme see what’s happening with your Spotify wrapped. just one fun fact’ll do 👀
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
lemme see what’s happening with your Spotify wrapped. just one fun fact’ll do 👀
Spotify says my top artist, album and song are all Sabrina Carpenter, but my listening age is 77 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Spotify says my top artist, album and song are all Sabrina Carpenter, but my listening age is 77 🤔
what the hell? Spotify lied and said Drake is my 4th listened to artist. i fully believe he paid to have his stats boosted
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
what the hell? Spotify lied and said Drake is my 4th listened to artist. i fully believe he paid to have his stats boosted
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a lesson we must learn today, if for no reason other than truth and beauty are enduring virtues the human mind is lucky to experience from time to time
we have to pay it forward
we have to pay it forward
Leonard Bernstein on the murder of JFK:
“This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before.”
“This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a lesson we must learn today, if for no reason other than truth and beauty are enduring virtues the human mind is lucky to experience from time to time
we have to pay it forward
we have to pay it forward
i will forever respect 50 Cent for standing up to P Diddy
50 Cent has long trolled Sean “Diddy” Combs on social media.
Now the rapper turned actor and producer has taken it up a notch with his latest project, a Netflix docuseries about Combs. https://cnn.it/3KA5VMv
Now the rapper turned actor and producer has taken it up a notch with his latest project, a Netflix docuseries about Combs. https://cnn.it/3KA5VMv
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i will forever respect 50 Cent for standing up to P Diddy