Matt
allmatt.bsky.social
Matt
@allmatt.bsky.social
Gay person, corporate lawyer, dog dad, public transit stan, terminal diagnosis: disco fever.

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📍Chicago
So important to have at least one twink in your marketing department.
October 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Obviously?!? Betcha can’t eat just one!
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This prompted a teams message to my work wife so….
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is why we need the podcast!!! So much beverage receptacle-related knowledge to be consumed 😏
August 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I am just a str—
a person is petting a pink pig wearing a santa hat and tie
ALT: a person is petting a pink pig wearing a santa hat and tie
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM