Matt
@allmatt.bsky.social
Gay person, corporate lawyer, dog dad, public transit stan, terminal diagnosis: disco fever.
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📍Chicago
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H O N E Y F U C K I N G D I J O N
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November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
H O N E Y F U C K I N G D I J O N
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The Wisconsin Badgers have won a football game! 😭😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Wisconsin Badgers have won a football game! 😭😭😭😭
Washington, DC is such a beautiful town. Too bad its residents have never experienced it… what with them walking everywhere with their heads in their phones and all.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Washington, DC is such a beautiful town. Too bad its residents have never experienced it… what with them walking everywhere with their heads in their phones and all.
It’s my fault that’s on me
In this particular era of US history, Canada winning the World Series would be *italian chef hand kiss thing*
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s my fault that’s on me
In this particular era of US history, Canada winning the World Series would be *italian chef hand kiss thing*
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In this particular era of US history, Canada winning the World Series would be *italian chef hand kiss thing*
Will we ever again go a full week without a major disruption to one of the fundamental services of the modern internet bringing major sectors of our economy to a screeching halt?
a sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a door
Alt: a sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a door and Mr krabs changes it from 2 to 0. He is scowling and his eyes change angles when they squint. He is a crab.
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Will we ever again go a full week without a major disruption to one of the fundamental services of the modern internet bringing major sectors of our economy to a screeching halt?
Matt Flynn is so hot. Love you, daddy. 🟢🟡🟢🟡🟢
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Matt Flynn is so hot. Love you, daddy. 🟢🟡🟢🟡🟢
Wowzers she really is down BAD bad for that man
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Wowzers she really is down BAD bad for that man
I love when I ask my boss a direct question and he answers a completely different one that he made up.
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I love when I ask my boss a direct question and he answers a completely different one that he made up.
Me after a work happy hour:
“Next shop, Sheridan.”
“Next shop, Sheridan.”
a close up of a dog 's face with a fire behind it
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with a fire behind it
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me after a work happy hour:
“Next shop, Sheridan.”
“Next shop, Sheridan.”
White men are so weak and fragile these days, amirite? Kevin, do you need a few minutes to regulate your emotions?!
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
White men are so weak and fragile these days, amirite? Kevin, do you need a few minutes to regulate your emotions?!
Same one that lil AI bot made me when I was high last weekend.
Peanut butter.
Peanut butter.
September 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Same one that lil AI bot made me when I was high last weekend.
Peanut butter.
Peanut butter.
Bullshit, gurl.
Barrett spurns Supreme Court bias claims after string of Trump shadow docket wins
“I want people to understand, agree or disagree with the decisions that the court reaches, that we are engaged in a legal enterprise."
@courthousenews.bsky.social
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“I want people to understand, agree or disagree with the decisions that the court reaches, that we are engaged in a legal enterprise."
@courthousenews.bsky.social
www.courthousenews.com/barrett-spur...
Barrett spurns Supreme Court bias claims after string of Trump shadow docket wins
Justice Amy Coney Barrett sat for an extended discussion where she defended the high court’s rulings and her jurisprudence.
www.courthousenews.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Bullshit, gurl.
Walmart Luigi (BC) on my Red Line rn.
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Walmart Luigi (BC) on my Red Line rn.
I don’t wanna be super sus or whatever but like, the subway, the El, is literally so COOL! You just like… walk somewhere and then you can get inside a glorified soup can and transport yourself somewhere miles away in MINUTES?! Just because?! We said so?!?!?
Ps: I had a happy hour today.
Ps: I had a happy hour today.
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don’t wanna be super sus or whatever but like, the subway, the El, is literally so COOL! You just like… walk somewhere and then you can get inside a glorified soup can and transport yourself somewhere miles away in MINUTES?! Just because?! We said so?!?!?
Ps: I had a happy hour today.
Ps: I had a happy hour today.
Kimmel is crushing this monologue—realizing he’ll have more eyes on his show than ever and he is laying into Trump and really just highlighting the very high stakes that we face right now. Incredible.
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Kimmel is crushing this monologue—realizing he’ll have more eyes on his show than ever and he is laying into Trump and really just highlighting the very high stakes that we face right now. Incredible.
Spencer Cox the first Republican to place this in the broader context of political violence (albeit omitting that it’s the Right stoking the flames), but the first mention of MN and PA.
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Spencer Cox the first Republican to place this in the broader context of political violence (albeit omitting that it’s the Right stoking the flames), but the first mention of MN and PA.
The vocal fry of finance bros really does it for me, I fear.
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The vocal fry of finance bros really does it for me, I fear.
I fear pig slap & throw is runner up for favorite gif of all time.
nothing will ever beat him though:
nothing will ever beat him though:
August 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I fear pig slap & throw is runner up for favorite gif of all time.
nothing will ever beat him though:
nothing will ever beat him though:
DO STRAWS HAVE HOLES?
Can someone with a podcast do an episode about drink containers? Like why are to-go soda cups usually paper but iced coffee is plastic? What’s with the nubs on the base of a plastic soda bottle? Why does hot coffee taste weird through a straw? Why does Diet Coke taste different in 12oz v 8oz cans?
August 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
DO STRAWS HAVE HOLES?
Can someone with a podcast do an episode about drink containers? Like why are to-go soda cups usually paper but iced coffee is plastic? What’s with the nubs on the base of a plastic soda bottle? Why does hot coffee taste weird through a straw? Why does Diet Coke taste different in 12oz v 8oz cans?
August 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can someone with a podcast do an episode about drink containers? Like why are to-go soda cups usually paper but iced coffee is plastic? What’s with the nubs on the base of a plastic soda bottle? Why does hot coffee taste weird through a straw? Why does Diet Coke taste different in 12oz v 8oz cans?
FUCK THE CHICAGO AIR AND WATER SHOW
August 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
FUCK THE CHICAGO AIR AND WATER SHOW
Reposted by Matt
The 'b' in 'subtle' totally is.
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The 'b' in 'subtle' totally is.
Me rn vs. the bathroom at Aragon Ballroom rn
August 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Me rn vs. the bathroom at Aragon Ballroom rn