Matt
@allmonstersmattack.bsky.social
Somewhere between John Carpenter and Ethel Merman.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
They can call it Godzilla Minus Zero³ Carry the Pythagorean Fuck for all I care. I'm going to be seated for the big lug.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
They can call it Godzilla Minus Zero³ Carry the Pythagorean Fuck for all I care. I'm going to be seated for the big lug.
Happy Halloween! And remember...
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Happy Halloween! And remember...
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!
So what do you want to wat-
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So what do you want to wat-
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I still can't believe this happened yesterday.
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I still can't believe this happened yesterday.
I can't believe there were multiple shots of the Xenomorph just sitting in its little cell like this in the new episode.
Like what is going on with this show
Like what is going on with this show
September 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I can't believe there were multiple shots of the Xenomorph just sitting in its little cell like this in the new episode.
Like what is going on with this show
Like what is going on with this show
Im liking Alien Earth and all but
I don't want to hear another goddamn peep about Prometheus.
I don't want to hear another goddamn peep about Prometheus.
August 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Im liking Alien Earth and all but
I don't want to hear another goddamn peep about Prometheus.
I don't want to hear another goddamn peep about Prometheus.
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Thanks for it all, Oz.
July 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thanks for it all, Oz.
Treating myself to a few beers and an all-fucking-timer.
June 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Treating myself to a few beers and an all-fucking-timer.
I hate to say it folks
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I hate to say it folks
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Imagine this being considered the "worst" movie in your franchise. Evil Dead's batting average is insane.
Imagine this being considered the "worst" movie in your franchise. Evil Dead's batting average is insane.
June 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Imagine this being considered the "worst" movie in your franchise. Evil Dead's batting average is insane.
Imagine this being considered the "worst" movie in your franchise. Evil Dead's batting average is insane.
The only king I'll acknowledge
June 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The only king I'll acknowledge
KUNG FU HUSTLE
Lightning in a bottle. Yuen Qiu as the Landlady is worth the price of admission alone.
Lightning in a bottle. Yuen Qiu as the Landlady is worth the price of admission alone.
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
KUNG FU HUSTLE
Lightning in a bottle. Yuen Qiu as the Landlady is worth the price of admission alone.
Lightning in a bottle. Yuen Qiu as the Landlady is worth the price of admission alone.
PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS
Any one of these stories would have made great stand alone entries. This was a fun and snappy adventure. I dig it.
Any one of these stories would have made great stand alone entries. This was a fun and snappy adventure. I dig it.
June 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS
Any one of these stories would have made great stand alone entries. This was a fun and snappy adventure. I dig it.
Any one of these stories would have made great stand alone entries. This was a fun and snappy adventure. I dig it.
IN SEARCH OF BIGFOOT (1976)
Whelp, they didn't find him.
Whelp, they didn't find him.
June 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
IN SEARCH OF BIGFOOT (1976)
Whelp, they didn't find him.
Whelp, they didn't find him.
LUST IN THE DUST
Somehow, there's not enough Divine in this movie. But this one is begging to be made into a Broadway musical.
Hit it, Dick.
Somehow, there's not enough Divine in this movie. But this one is begging to be made into a Broadway musical.
Hit it, Dick.
June 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
LUST IN THE DUST
Somehow, there's not enough Divine in this movie. But this one is begging to be made into a Broadway musical.
Hit it, Dick.
Somehow, there's not enough Divine in this movie. But this one is begging to be made into a Broadway musical.
Hit it, Dick.
Consider my Monsters palooza'd.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Consider my Monsters palooza'd.
Two cinema icons were born today.
May 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Two cinema icons were born today.
Post a character that looks good wet
May 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Post a character that looks good wet