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Somewhere between John Carpenter and Ethel Merman.
I don't think enough people are talking about how Welcome to Derry started with "(Ya Got) Trouble" and essentially ended with Pennywise riding "The Wells Fargo Wagon."

Band instruments and all.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Remember when people were fired for *quoting* Charlie Kirk?
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The scene where Mike says goodbye to Archie is coming to mind tonight.

What an incredible loss.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Progressive groups are calling for Chuck Schumer's ouster after centrist Dems' shutdown cave. Dem senators' phone lines are "exploding" with the same demands. So far, Senate Dems don't have a ton to say.

New at @zeteo.com w/ @swin24.bsky.social @premthakker.bsky.social zeteo.com/p/senate-dem...
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I'm sorry but they kind of lost me when the announcement didn't say "directed by Joe Dante."
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hey.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They can call it Godzilla Minus Zero³ Carry the Pythagorean Fuck for all I care. I'm going to be seated for the big lug.
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Happy Halloween! And remember...

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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we live in a society where we pay police $200k a year to violently assault poor people who aren't able to afford food, and also defunding the police is supposedly the extreme position?
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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We've been away from our children for far too long...
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So what do you want to wat-
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I still can't believe this happened yesterday.
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
bUt He'S ThE fRoNTrUnNeR

We deserve fucking better.
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A day in Toho heaven
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If this is anything less than a one woman show for Amy Madigan, we don't need it.
Zach Cregger confirms he plans to direct a 'Weapons' prequel about Aunt Gladys

“It's real and I’ve been talking to Warner Bros about it. There’s a story and I’m pretty excited about it. It’s not bullshit"

(via Fangoria)
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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there's always a John Waters quote, it seems
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I can't believe there were multiple shots of the Xenomorph just sitting in its little cell like this in the new episode.

Like what is going on with this show
September 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Tomorrow’s “invasion” of Chicago reminds me of all those times Donald Trump and his pal Jeffrey Epstein had sex with trafficked underage girls.
September 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM