machine head
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What if Trump would just come out one day and say it was all an elaborate prank and then just start acting normal and do like actual president shit?
May 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What if Trump would just come out one day and say it was all an elaborate prank and then just start acting normal and do like actual president shit?
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before the internet you had to carry your posts around and hand them out to people
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
before the internet you had to carry your posts around and hand them out to people
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Dia 16 de janeiro, dia da morte do David Lynch, foi também aniversário de 11 anos do dia que entrei no Compre Bem para comprar uma Coca e me vi num pesadelo lynchiano, onde todos os produtos em todas as prateleiras eram ChocoLeco.
January 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Dia 16 de janeiro, dia da morte do David Lynch, foi também aniversário de 11 anos do dia que entrei no Compre Bem para comprar uma Coca e me vi num pesadelo lynchiano, onde todos os produtos em todas as prateleiras eram ChocoLeco.
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Why is it that Brazil is one of the few countries around that remembers it is, in fact, a state with state capacity
January 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Why is it that Brazil is one of the few countries around that remembers it is, in fact, a state with state capacity
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buying an excavator on temu
January 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
buying an excavator on temu
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Response to coups by elected leaders:
- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens
- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics
- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens
- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics
- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
December 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Response to coups by elected leaders:
- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens
- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics
- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens
- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics
- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
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Footsteps in the dark
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Footsteps in the dark
Easiest way to get blocked by me is to share AI “art” 👍
December 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Easiest way to get blocked by me is to share AI “art” 👍
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The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer.
Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer.
We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is.
It will never reach you.
Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer.
We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is.
It will never reach you.
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer.
Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer.
We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is.
It will never reach you.
Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer.
We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is.
It will never reach you.
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english wtf. you drink a drink but can’t food a food. 🤔
December 2, 2024 at 6:53 AM
english wtf. you drink a drink but can’t food a food. 🤔
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Lil five min sketch I did during spire last night of an npc bond for my character (Vengeance, she/her) #ttrpg #spire #spirethecitymustfall #sketch #characterdesign
December 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Lil five min sketch I did during spire last night of an npc bond for my character (Vengeance, she/her) #ttrpg #spire #spirethecitymustfall #sketch #characterdesign
Whoever named it “banana” nailed it. That is the best name for the fruit and has badass aura
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Whoever named it “banana” nailed it. That is the best name for the fruit and has badass aura
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Folks, they are calling it the cyber monday, and the prints are 35% off, quite frankly the best deal we ever had!
www.inprnt.com/gallery/luis...
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Folks, they are calling it the cyber monday, and the prints are 35% off, quite frankly the best deal we ever had!
www.inprnt.com/gallery/luis...
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what do you mean i have to go back to work
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 PM
what do you mean i have to go back to work
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
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i did not leave twitter to have that dumb bitch all over my TL here
December 2, 2024 at 4:37 AM
i did not leave twitter to have that dumb bitch all over my TL here
Literally God:
I'm gonna take a nap and then see how I feel about it all etc
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Literally God:
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.