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Couple squirrels in a puffy coat
@almostgurf.bsky.social
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Plan to wear these as a set because I love the idea that clippy's solution is a guillotine

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social for chop chop and vincausa for clippy
A woman wearing 2 necklaces: A necklace with clippy, the annoying paper clip animation from Microsoft Word has a little pop up that reads "It looks like you're barely holding it together. Would you like some help" with 'yes' and 'no' check boxes. A 2nd necklace is layered with a metal frame and slanted blade. Tiny guillotine with red beads
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Give it to me straight doc, is my coat a goner?
Closeup of a finger pulling on a tine from a plastic zipper
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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What's your how can one album have so many bangers album?
The cover of Sinead OConnors I so not want what I haven't got album with a close up of her eyes
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Thank God. MoveOn is here to save us
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December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I remembered to wear flannel today... And that I have a forearm
A forearm with flannel at the elbow and a sweatshirt. Arm has Totoro smile and bright tattoo.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Watching too much Supernatural cause I'm pretty sure Erika Kirk is just a cursed American Girl doll.
A picture of a bland and blonde American Girl doll
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Just leaving this here for reasons
It's Snoopy! A white dog with black ears that is a wearable inflatable costume
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Crepes by me. Filling and plating by kiddo
A half moon crepe drizzled in chocolate with puffs of whipped cream
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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But just now, as we were all fighting, and yelling at each other, and each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place, I thought to myself, "Man, this is torture."
The Pipe cradles his microphone
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I’m going to kill a stranger
So don’t you be a stranger

Oh baby it’s alright
It’s alright to feel
like a fat child
in a pushchair
Old enough to run
Old enough to fire a gun

Just give me this one night
Just one night to feel
The Pipe holds a microphone.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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*throws out bingo card*
A priest is standing at a pair of dj decks. The title is pope makes unexpected appearance at priest DJs cathedral rave
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A picture of black mitten clips
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Look at my cute bat sneakers
A black platform sneaker with bat wings
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike🪶
A mural of a bird with a multicolored tile floor
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Ooh Nazgul is in season
A side view of someone in a red shirt with a big black hood over their head
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Trying to tackle my plastic and clothes recycling 😐
A yellow bag with clothes to recycle and plastic bags to recycle
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Post you different era

A rare time I was a ray of sunshine
A girl in a green dress wearing a sun flower hat. A boy dressed as a dog leaning on a dog house. A third child dressed as a run away or "hobo" and a small beagle
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I talked to my advisors (the bisexual sharks) and they said don't rank Frey.
The ear and shoulders of a woman wearing a gray sweatshirt and I voted sticker. She is wearing earrings that are pink and blue colored sharks
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I like when my aluminum foil is passive aggressive at me
A box of aluminum foil with the name "if you care"
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Action shot
A man in a green sweatshirt cuts a white pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Another day another bat
A women's ear. Visible are several rest piercings and a pair of bat earrings
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Love bats year round but especially when it's spooky season!
The side of a woman's head. Hair is blue and they are wearing a burgundy plaid shirt and black tear drop earrings with bats ( the mammal not the sport equipment)
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Spotted in Eat Street
All my friends hate the boy mayor. Don't rank Frey
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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And this makes my blood boil
Damaged window with plywood over it
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM