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Couple squirrels in a puffy coat
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Sometimes growing up in the 80s felt like if the USSR wins more gold medals in the Olympics the world will fall to communism and there will be nuclear war. Also, buy coke.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm sorry. I thought you was corn
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I think the v key on my keyboard is dying which sucks since like 80% of what I do is screenshot copy/paste
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just want a card that I give someone and they fix me.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Plan to wear these as a set because I love the idea that clippy's solution is a guillotine

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social for chop chop and vincausa for clippy
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
In early colonial history we had a rebellion thanks to a guy with a really bad case of lice so watching our country dismantled by a guy with dementia seems on brand. So that's why learning history is fun.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I did not know you could buy an extra little washer for under your regular washing machine.
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Give it to me straight doc, is my coat a goner?
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In my jeans cache I uncovered the stupid game pocket trap. I have one pair with real front pockets but fake back pockets and now a pair with real back pockets but fake front pockets.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What's your how can one album have so many bangers album?
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thank God. MoveOn is here to save us
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I remembered to wear flannel today... And that I have a forearm
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
CVS Health is apparently the largest pharmacy benefit manager in the country.

hivhep.org/press-releas...
CVS health refusing to cover new long-acting PrEP drug | HIV+Hepatitis Policy Institute
hivhep.org
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So are we back to one streaming service to rule the world?
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Seeing word on threads Lake St Target is being used as a staging area for ice-- anyone confirm?
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Watching too much Supernatural cause I'm pretty sure Erika Kirk is just a cursed American Girl doll.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This small business did the same thing 8 months before Costco but @amyklobuchar.com refused to stand with us because we asked her to support trans youth.
Trump’s tariffs are illegal and are driving up prices for everyday essentials.

It’s good to see Costco standing up against this overreach.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The non functional back pockets on my jeans are giving me feelings
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just leaving this here for reasons
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm really nervous my boss is going to ask me to do something based on a meeting that we had earlier today because I thought I was paying attention during the meeting, but I was not in fact paying attention
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I really want someone to get Hegseth to say "we can ill afford another Klendathu"
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Here we goooo
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Wonder if ICE knows about the purifying power of the waters in Lake Minnetonka
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dear mother,
I hope this missive finds you well. Not even the cold autumn night stopped their endless barrage. These last days black Friday howled at my inbox. Then cyber Monday followed ceaselessly. I awoke this morning hopeful, but it's giving Tuesday and I must continue to delete & unsubscribe.
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Crepes by me. Filling and plating by kiddo
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM