Almost Gyarados
@almostgyarados.bsky.social
I'm a level 37 karp, who works as a nurse, I like to play video games, mainly Pokemon and Final Fantasy 14. One day I'll self evolve and become a Gyarados.
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Got to go to Fish Fest (2025) this year, it was a much needed good time with all in the community and some of the very best people I am proud to call my friends. #fishfest #fishfest2025 #finalfantasy14
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Cozy story time with Dramps
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Cozy story time with Dramps
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Have you heard of the critically unstable servers of final fantasy XIV? with an expanded Login queue which you can sit through the entirety of, and the gameplay ruining DDoS attacks for FREE with inconvenient restrictions on playtime???
December 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Have you heard of the critically unstable servers of final fantasy XIV? with an expanded Login queue which you can sit through the entirety of, and the gameplay ruining DDoS attacks for FREE with inconvenient restrictions on playtime???
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These Final Fantasy 14 DDOS outages are just a distraction from the Epstein Files
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
These Final Fantasy 14 DDOS outages are just a distraction from the Epstein Files
Did FF14 get ddosed today? why yes, yes it did. @en.finalfantasyxiv.com @square-enix-games.com don't want money lol
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Did FF14 get ddosed today? why yes, yes it did. @en.finalfantasyxiv.com @square-enix-games.com don't want money lol
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I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
this is Kali Khat
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
this is Kali Khat
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🎶 My anaconda don't want none
Unless you're neurodivergent, son!🎶
Unless you're neurodivergent, son!🎶
December 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🎶 My anaconda don't want none
Unless you're neurodivergent, son!🎶
Unless you're neurodivergent, son!🎶
#FanfestWoLTrade my husband @higherthanonix.bsky.social and I will be there to hand these out at fanfest!
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
#FanfestWoLTrade my husband @higherthanonix.bsky.social and I will be there to hand these out at fanfest!
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#FanfestWoLTrade returns for NA #FFXIV Fanfest 2026!
As always, participation is open to all, so bring your Warriors of Light to bear and receive a free badge ribbon to trade with others over the weekend! 🎀
Links and information in the🧵!
As always, participation is open to all, so bring your Warriors of Light to bear and receive a free badge ribbon to trade with others over the weekend! 🎀
Links and information in the🧵!
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
#FanfestWoLTrade returns for NA #FFXIV Fanfest 2026!
As always, participation is open to all, so bring your Warriors of Light to bear and receive a free badge ribbon to trade with others over the weekend! 🎀
Links and information in the🧵!
As always, participation is open to all, so bring your Warriors of Light to bear and receive a free badge ribbon to trade with others over the weekend! 🎀
Links and information in the🧵!
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🐠Save the Date!
The #FFXIV Fisher Meet up is back for FanFest in Anaheim at the Aquarium of the Pacific!
🕐April 23, 2026; 4-6pm
🗺️Aquarium of the Pacific, Long Beach
Meet up RSVP Opens on Jan 23, 2026. Follow for details.
(Thanks to @martineei.bsky.social for the poster!)
The #FFXIV Fisher Meet up is back for FanFest in Anaheim at the Aquarium of the Pacific!
🕐April 23, 2026; 4-6pm
🗺️Aquarium of the Pacific, Long Beach
Meet up RSVP Opens on Jan 23, 2026. Follow for details.
(Thanks to @martineei.bsky.social for the poster!)
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
🐠Save the Date!
The #FFXIV Fisher Meet up is back for FanFest in Anaheim at the Aquarium of the Pacific!
🕐April 23, 2026; 4-6pm
🗺️Aquarium of the Pacific, Long Beach
Meet up RSVP Opens on Jan 23, 2026. Follow for details.
(Thanks to @martineei.bsky.social for the poster!)
The #FFXIV Fisher Meet up is back for FanFest in Anaheim at the Aquarium of the Pacific!
🕐April 23, 2026; 4-6pm
🗺️Aquarium of the Pacific, Long Beach
Meet up RSVP Opens on Jan 23, 2026. Follow for details.
(Thanks to @martineei.bsky.social for the poster!)
As having native blood, I was so happy to see this
Bringing Native dances to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Native Pride Productions will take the stage at one of the largest parades in America on Thanksgiving morning featuring nine dancers from different tribes from the U.S. and Canada ictnews.org/news/bringin...
Native Pride Productions will take the stage at one of the largest parades in America on Thanksgiving morning featuring nine dancers from different tribes from the U.S. and Canada ictnews.org/news/bringin...
Bringing Native dances to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade - ICT
Native Pride Productions will take the stage at one of the largest parades in America on Thanksgiving morning featuring nine dancers from different tribes from the U.S. and Canada
ictnews.org
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As having native blood, I was so happy to see this
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A little over-excessive with the confetti at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Yay Surprise GIF
ALT: Yay Surprise GIF
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A little over-excessive with the confetti at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Goldfish world’s tiniest float towed by an r/c truck in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade FTMFW!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Goldfish world’s tiniest float towed by an r/c truck in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade FTMFW!!
Yaasss Soleil won the dog show!!! She was my fave. So pretty. So precious. #dogshow #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yaasss Soleil won the dog show!!! She was my fave. So pretty. So precious. #dogshow #thanksgiving
Latte watching the dog show #nationaldogshow #Purina
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Latte watching the dog show #nationaldogshow #Purina
Native pride! #Thanksgiving #macysthanksgivingparade
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Native pride! #Thanksgiving #macysthanksgivingparade
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November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ragtime gave me chills. That was so emotional and amazing. The actors did so good. #macysthanksgivingparade #ragtime #Broadway
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ragtime gave me chills. That was so emotional and amazing. The actors did so good. #macysthanksgivingparade #ragtime #Broadway
these are the kind of friends I want, I want discussions about this lmao
For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
these are the kind of friends I want, I want discussions about this lmao
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I'm so proud of bowser
he painted a masterpiece with more soul than anything genAI simps could ever hope to come up with
pick up a paintbrush ya losers. bowser did and look what he's done
he painted a masterpiece with more soul than anything genAI simps could ever hope to come up with
pick up a paintbrush ya losers. bowser did and look what he's done
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm so proud of bowser
he painted a masterpiece with more soul than anything genAI simps could ever hope to come up with
pick up a paintbrush ya losers. bowser did and look what he's done
he painted a masterpiece with more soul than anything genAI simps could ever hope to come up with
pick up a paintbrush ya losers. bowser did and look what he's done
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November 9, 2024 at 4:53 PM