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Nicole
@ohiokindasucks.bsky.social
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Getting a good score on my blood pressure cause someone in the waiting room complimented my lipstick
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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You *can* change your sex.

I *did* change mine.

If this makes you uncomfortable, stop being part of the problem.
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Happy 5 year anniversary of my new face reveal to me.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This has been sitting on my desk for a week while I wait to meet up with one of my best friends for Christmas because if it's not in front of me at all times I will absolutely forget to give it to her.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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the full speech is something to see & is one of the reasons it is good to have a trans member of congress

youtu.be/5LqVMCW4e0c?...
Rep Sarah McBride on the steps of the Capitol
YouTube video by David Steinglass
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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hi, cis folks!

today, congress votes on 2 bills —HR498 & HR3492—one bans medicaid funds for providers of trans youth care; the other criminalizes that care, imposing penalties including jail.

either one passing destroys lives. we need you to call & tell your rep to vote no.

tap into the 🧵for more
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale?
doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.

Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Its transphobic that I have to go back to work after crying this much at therapy this afternoon
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Doing real bad tonight. Real bad. As bad as it's been for a while.
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Grumpy because the snow ruined my plans for this morning. I was looking forward to them all week and relying on them to recharge my emotional battery and now I'm just stuck on drained with no way to charge it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
While I was at the University of Dayton, I ran into a guy who grew up on the same street as me on campus. We exchanged pleasantries and he invited me to go with a group he was taking to go see a movie in a few days. That movie: The Passion of the Christ.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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If you've yet to purchase Woodworking, the debut novel from Emily St. James (that's me), the ebook is on sale everywhere for a few days. Just $1.99!

Also, the hardcover is readily available, and you can preorder the paperback, out in May. Hurrah!

bookshop.org/p/books/wood...
Woodworking
Check out Woodworking - <b>LONGLISTED FOR THE CENTER FOR FICTION FIRST NOVEL PRIZE 2025<br><br>&ldquo;Writing a funny book is hard. Writing a convincing takedown of one of America&rsquo;s most popular...
bookshop.org
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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One Republican who opposed redistricting in Indiana? Mike Bohacek, who said he would oppose it because Trump used the R word to describe Tim Walz.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Republican state senator says he will oppose redistricting after Trump’s slur
Michael Bohacek has a daughter with Down Syndrome
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Adding the word socialization to my muted words list
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Btw this turned out to be my mom had ordered poinsettias for their customers and one of them is married to a Nicole and they had my contact number by accident. Whoops.

Could've done with some flowers tho
I got 3 calls this week about a flower delivery that was supposed to show up today. No idea who is sending them or why. All I know is it was from a shop that's back from my hometown. It's 6:15pm and they still haven't shown up. 🤷‍♀️
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My ass has never been so got.
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanking God that I got my bsky invite before it started letting the inviter know that you cashed it in and what handle you were using. If any of my coworkers started following me here I'd probably deactivate and create a new account lol
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dev on my team 3 weeks ago: Let's use minimal APIs

Me today: Looks like I'm reinventing controllers from First Principles
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Our code would be so much better for this project if I wrote all of it. Not because I'm the best programmer on the project but because people actually look at my code and review it critically unlike they do for the men on my team. 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I wonder how many women saw the towers fall on 9/11 and decided to have an abortion right there
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM